What I did this week:
Stopped some creep from following a lovely lady out of our parking lot. Didn't have to confront him just made him aware of my presence and he thought twice about following her. Probably saved his life. She commented that she was going to hide the vibrator she was buying from her husband. Attractive women like her often have rather large husbands or boyfriends. If the douche bag followed her home he could found himself on the business end of an ass kicking. Assholes like that don't realize that most women don't go to the porn store to hook up. I have had to run out the occasional escort. Nothing against their profession, but we want to avoid giving the cops a reason to start sting operations in our store.
Saw a transsexual with tits bigger than my head. They were real ones. Well not real breasts. They were obviously implants. But real in the sense that they weren't falsies or something he/she had strapped on. I can't help but admire the effort that some trannies put into looking like a woman. If such efforts were put towards more noble causes we would have a cure for cancer, a clean renewable energy source, and have colonized Mars by now.
Decorated the store for Halloween on Wednesday. Most of the stuff was standard Halloween decor, but a few were related to the porn store. Huge spiders with huge penises. I put a witches hat and broom along with a black bra and panties on a blow up doll. Jesus Christ, I have a college degree and I'm putting bra and panties on a blow up doll. I lost a little self-respect that I'll never get back. Actually started putting the bra on upside down. Give me a break, I'm used to trying to remove bras not put them on (on women that is, not on myself).
I'll post some pictures of the decorations later next week.
Stopped some creep from following a lovely lady out of our parking lot. Didn't have to confront him just made him aware of my presence and he thought twice about following her. Probably saved his life. She commented that she was going to hide the vibrator she was buying from her husband. Attractive women like her often have rather large husbands or boyfriends. If the douche bag followed her home he could found himself on the business end of an ass kicking. Assholes like that don't realize that most women don't go to the porn store to hook up. I have had to run out the occasional escort. Nothing against their profession, but we want to avoid giving the cops a reason to start sting operations in our store.
Saw a transsexual with tits bigger than my head. They were real ones. Well not real breasts. They were obviously implants. But real in the sense that they weren't falsies or something he/she had strapped on. I can't help but admire the effort that some trannies put into looking like a woman. If such efforts were put towards more noble causes we would have a cure for cancer, a clean renewable energy source, and have colonized Mars by now.
Decorated the store for Halloween on Wednesday. Most of the stuff was standard Halloween decor, but a few were related to the porn store. Huge spiders with huge penises. I put a witches hat and broom along with a black bra and panties on a blow up doll. Jesus Christ, I have a college degree and I'm putting bra and panties on a blow up doll. I lost a little self-respect that I'll never get back. Actually started putting the bra on upside down. Give me a break, I'm used to trying to remove bras not put them on (on women that is, not on myself).
I'll post some pictures of the decorations later next week.
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heatherann:
Thank you for the comment on my set. It's taking some getting used to, all of these compliments.
wendy:
it actually only took about a month, a lot quicker than the average wait of around 6 months!! i'm glad you liked it, thank you for the sweet comment 