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Repost: A buddy of mine writes shit like this all the time. Pretty much nails my beliefs on the head.

Hey, U.S.,

Look, I know we've never actually talked at great length, which makes this letter somewhat awkward, but I'm one of your citizens (I even gave away four years helping defend you!) and I was wondering if you could take some time to explain...
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Ok so leave it to the army to screw me over. I never got the chance to go to Cali because I never got my final paycheck. I'm still waiting on the finance section to send me the check. It's been three months. Bastards!!! I'm still here in Texas with my folks. I'll be starting my new job next month. The upside is that I...
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Ok so here's where the story gets good. Some of you have been reading my posts so here's an update on me getting kicked out. Monday I found out that the kicking me out thing was definate. They gave me until Friday to vacate. Nice eh? So I'm running around frantically trying to get my shit in order so I don't land on my ass...
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OK I thought this one was funny. Enjoy.


"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the...
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So I was tooling around on the internet and I stumbled across this website. This guy has crazier nights than anyone I know. However some of the girls on this site could probably beat him. However it is pretty entertaining. Have at it. Tucker Max

ok I had to post this. A friend of mine gave me this on myspace and I about peed my pants laughing.

it's another guy telling a story:

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with...
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I'm currently stuck on Funeral detail over the 4 day holiday everyone else has. The Army strikes again. I really need to find a new job.

So it's been a really long time since I wrote in this thing. Maybe I will write in it again in another two years. As you can see by the blurb next to my profile picture, I am being discharged out of the military for having a threesome. Funny, most workplaces would promote you if they found out stuff like that.... or atleast shake your...
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grrr army life