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there is no emoticon for how i feel.

now that i look at the list, there isn't even a combination.

of course i had a great weekend, i always have a great weekend. anyone who knows me knows that it's my first priority. when you're given a limited amount of freedom, it's important to exploit it for all it's worth.

we had spring break '98 last night. which consisted of chandon and brett and matt and i in the living room with the heat cranked up to 80, watching "spring break 4" (i've never seen so many uneven nipples in my life) and drinking margaritas. brett had on a straw hat. i had on a halter top. chandon had on too-dark lipliner. matt blended the drinks.

this is what happens when a catch phrase of mine ("spring break" - cracking voice) gets out of hand.

*shakes head*

i suppose i should get to work on my show on friday. anyone in the area should feel free to come and give me their hard earned cash in exchange for a night of hott music. thus ends my blatant promo.

when i am your age i will still be stable and you will probably still be squatting in basel and watering down your meds with cheap vodka, putting out second rate breakcore records and muttering occultist ish. please remove yourself from the venue, you are not welcome.

there is no explanation for the last paragraph unless you really know me.