one of the only things i hate about the internet is the fact that you can put a trick on a plane and send her ass back to switzerland and she can still jock you via your bloated inbox.

my life isn't desperation, it's fuckin tofu and housepets and my big front porch, so when my life gets tangled up in someones dark, dank excuse for one, i get annoyed.

it calls to mind words from a wise man-

"you need soap and water. soap and water"
- dj funk

hey latisha? hey what? are you ready? to what? to jig? jig what? gigolo...

welllll my hands up high my feet down low and that's the way we gigolo!

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i took a two and a half hour long lunch today.

the citizens are milling.

p.s. aprils fool day sucks. thrice have i been attacked and thrice have i called it out. in one day chandon is pregnant matty doesn't want to hang out with me anymore and steve is going to jail??? give me a break.