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EVERYTHING IS MUCH WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT

this just in! your entire existence may be nothing more than a halfsecond reaction, the last desperate attempt at mindsex between the last two brain cells living, ricocheting around in the shattered skull of a drug addled meth dealer named Frisco, now twitching at the bottom of a flight of stairs, thinking "oh, so this is what it's like".

don't you dare blink or you'll surely fold into yourself!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

hiding in the midst of a cancerous clique will breed nothing but ignorance!

buy a jetpack!

hide in dark dark corners in dark dark clubs lest the dried-up post-rave jackals smell you out and hook you into their shag-carpeted, bong-water-sour, seismic spacewaste. use your jetpack to deliver parcels for the military and use the money to build a house in the country. after all, if you're just a dream, why not spend your tiny little life figuring out how to wake up.

drink, think, abuse, age!!!



and never, ever, have sex with a robot...unless they're paying.