My idea of a perfect day (tuesdays in december are good day for this)
wake up at 11:00AM
have a big ass country style breakfast (pancakes,sausage, bacon, eggs, hasbrowns, toast) and lots of Orange Juice
watch MSNBC for a bit
this part may not be nice.......take a huge nice and healthy crap after said breakfast
go to store and buy a bottle or two of wine and chill it in the fridge for later along with maybe some candles placed in the bedroom and or living room.
pick up the girl
go to Islanders game. It usually helps that the girl is a hockey fan and even better if she is the fan of the opposing team the Isles face that night
Have a fun time at the game. The islanders win 5-1
Go back home with said girl (time should be around 10:30 or 11:00PM now)
light up some candles turn on some nice music, sit around the coffee table in the living room while trying to play some stupid board game while drinking wine
evening ends up in bedroom re-enacting the hockey game from earlier in the evening
I take the penalty shot.....he shoots he scores!!!!
wakeup the next morning all intertwined with said girl
DUDE!!!!!!! I CANT FUCKIN WAIT FOR HOCKEY SEASON TO BE HERE 14 MORE DAYS YO!!!
ps. i would never mix sports, GF, alcomohol and sex in the same evening
pss. yes I would!!!!
