Edited to add "have you heard about the Mermaid baby?"
eggnormous, cheesenormous, meatnormous
its 12:19 and I am recouperting from the omlety' goodness I had at 9:00ish this morning.
Now I can say I tried it, adn will not do that again. Must be that I havent had a massive grease ball like that for a long while adn my body is not used to it anymore.
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I heard the below joke on Art Bell last night, lucky it was on the internet so I didnt have to remember the whole thing. I thought it was amusing
"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
eggnormous, cheesenormous, meatnormous
its 12:19 and I am recouperting from the omlety' goodness I had at 9:00ish this morning.
Now I can say I tried it, adn will not do that again. Must be that I havent had a massive grease ball like that for a long while adn my body is not used to it anymore.
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I heard the below joke on Art Bell last night, lucky it was on the internet so I didnt have to remember the whole thing. I thought it was amusing
"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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peggy:
Had you told me that a week earlier I could have done it. But school ended for him on Friday and he already gets to stay up past his bedtime now. I have the $200 I just don't wanna spend it since I get financial aid. And Jason got in to Pitt also so that is another $200.
figmentation:
yea... It was a stream of consiousness thing and I just incorporated it.