Trick or Treat?
Ok so here is my update, this is from yesterday, it just really took me this long to stop laughing.
Last night we decided to walk to Wendy's and EB instead of driving cuz it was nice out, adn why bother waste the gas, so anyway, my brother decided that we should take a shortcut and cut through this feild that is part of a school complex behind the shopping center. The gate was open, so we proceeded through it, like most people do , becuase it is a good shortcut.
Now one thing to realize, signs are posted on the school property that says no admission past dusk, but who cares right, even if local school security stopped us, i know them and they woud have let us pass. we werent doing anything bad...well we see some people hanging out near their car, and we were just minding our own business as we continued about maybe 50 feet into the feild. The guy of the group (2 girls and 1 guy) starts saying to us, "excuse me gentleman can I ask you something" he kept repeating it, maybe about 4 times or so, we just ignored him, becuase well....you just ignore people who are just hanging out, i figured he wanted a light or something. well then , he raises is voice, and says "do you speak english, I have to ask you something?" well, we decided to stop, adn walk back aways while stil keeping our distance.to see what this guy wanted, I did not think it woud be anything bad considering we were in such a public place. He starts to explain to me that they are hired security, and no one is allowed to cross through the feild. I said well, "i dont see the big deal", they said is was due to halloween and wanted to prevent vandalism (this was yesterday by the way) then one of the girls says, hey , didnt you hear him, you cant cross through here (her name was Shaniqua). and she started to ask nicely, that everyone else complied with thier wishes, and we should do the same or else. So i said , or else what. she motions to the guy (his name was tricondo) and he sad Ill call the pooooo-lice" so i say , so go right ahead, matter of fact I will call them myself, becuase I do not believe you are any type of security. Well, then the other girl who was quite this whole time, says "Yo Shaniqua, show him your shirt girl": she unzips her jacket, adn she had some stupid "rent-a-cop" logo on it for some security agency i never heard of. The guy says" well, see, thats pretty official, you better do as your told, as he motions to start calling the police. I said , welll go right ahead, i asked if they knew the number for the local precient, and they started to feel realy stupid i guess, Shaniqua says to me hey wiseass of course we do, its 911....well i replied, " gee, too bad that is for emergencies only , do you realize how long it will take for them to respond to the complaint. And besides, since you can not detain me for any reason, I can go as I please, and if you touch me, i will file for assault and battery and even impersonating an enforcement agent" at that point we just started walking away, ....haha stupid people....and guess what, I wanted to walk back the same way late to mess with them some more, but my brother talked me out of it, since he didnt want to deal with them again, altough i did all the talking.
well....after i got home, i decided to take a little trip, hopped in my vehicle, and rode over to where they were, and guess what sure enough, they were still thier. I pulled up to the gate, and started flashing the high beams at them. the guy came over, and since he did not recognize me, he asked what the problem was, i told him i had heard complaints of people impersonating security here, and he better leave NOW, i used the same shit on him... plus he thoght i was a cop, because i had my scanner on in the truck with the local PD on, he practically shit his pants.....haha...dont fuck with me, especially if you cant back up a story...well they left soon after.
and wouldnt you knwo , i went past that spot tonight, they were not there......stupid people
NO FEAR!!!! fuckers....
and oh yeah, i went to radoshack today to go get somethings i needed. I brought my stuff to the counter and the guy asked "whats all this for , building a project?" (mostly just small parts and stuff btw) i said "No i figured i would do something different for halloween and give out BNC connectors and diodes to the trick or treaters" and i think he actualy belived me.....dumbass.....yeah i can be a wise guy sometimes....
so with these two stories, why do people say stuff, they cant have a reply to that does not make them appear totally stupid.
haha...stupid fuckers!! NO FEAR!!!!!
i avoid a conflicts all the time,becuae that is what you are supposed to do, but these, were just too funny, i just had to put my two cents in.
so......who wants to pounce?
ill be back in a bit
Ok so here is my update, this is from yesterday, it just really took me this long to stop laughing.
Last night we decided to walk to Wendy's and EB instead of driving cuz it was nice out, adn why bother waste the gas, so anyway, my brother decided that we should take a shortcut and cut through this feild that is part of a school complex behind the shopping center. The gate was open, so we proceeded through it, like most people do , becuase it is a good shortcut.
Now one thing to realize, signs are posted on the school property that says no admission past dusk, but who cares right, even if local school security stopped us, i know them and they woud have let us pass. we werent doing anything bad...well we see some people hanging out near their car, and we were just minding our own business as we continued about maybe 50 feet into the feild. The guy of the group (2 girls and 1 guy) starts saying to us, "excuse me gentleman can I ask you something" he kept repeating it, maybe about 4 times or so, we just ignored him, becuase well....you just ignore people who are just hanging out, i figured he wanted a light or something. well then , he raises is voice, and says "do you speak english, I have to ask you something?" well, we decided to stop, adn walk back aways while stil keeping our distance.to see what this guy wanted, I did not think it woud be anything bad considering we were in such a public place. He starts to explain to me that they are hired security, and no one is allowed to cross through the feild. I said well, "i dont see the big deal", they said is was due to halloween and wanted to prevent vandalism (this was yesterday by the way) then one of the girls says, hey , didnt you hear him, you cant cross through here (her name was Shaniqua). and she started to ask nicely, that everyone else complied with thier wishes, and we should do the same or else. So i said , or else what. she motions to the guy (his name was tricondo) and he sad Ill call the pooooo-lice" so i say , so go right ahead, matter of fact I will call them myself, becuase I do not believe you are any type of security. Well, then the other girl who was quite this whole time, says "Yo Shaniqua, show him your shirt girl": she unzips her jacket, adn she had some stupid "rent-a-cop" logo on it for some security agency i never heard of. The guy says" well, see, thats pretty official, you better do as your told, as he motions to start calling the police. I said , welll go right ahead, i asked if they knew the number for the local precient, and they started to feel realy stupid i guess, Shaniqua says to me hey wiseass of course we do, its 911....well i replied, " gee, too bad that is for emergencies only , do you realize how long it will take for them to respond to the complaint. And besides, since you can not detain me for any reason, I can go as I please, and if you touch me, i will file for assault and battery and even impersonating an enforcement agent" at that point we just started walking away, ....haha stupid people....and guess what, I wanted to walk back the same way late to mess with them some more, but my brother talked me out of it, since he didnt want to deal with them again, altough i did all the talking.
well....after i got home, i decided to take a little trip, hopped in my vehicle, and rode over to where they were, and guess what sure enough, they were still thier. I pulled up to the gate, and started flashing the high beams at them. the guy came over, and since he did not recognize me, he asked what the problem was, i told him i had heard complaints of people impersonating security here, and he better leave NOW, i used the same shit on him... plus he thoght i was a cop, because i had my scanner on in the truck with the local PD on, he practically shit his pants.....haha...dont fuck with me, especially if you cant back up a story...well they left soon after.
and wouldnt you knwo , i went past that spot tonight, they were not there......stupid people
NO FEAR!!!! fuckers....
and oh yeah, i went to radoshack today to go get somethings i needed. I brought my stuff to the counter and the guy asked "whats all this for , building a project?" (mostly just small parts and stuff btw) i said "No i figured i would do something different for halloween and give out BNC connectors and diodes to the trick or treaters" and i think he actualy belived me.....dumbass.....yeah i can be a wise guy sometimes....
so with these two stories, why do people say stuff, they cant have a reply to that does not make them appear totally stupid.
haha...stupid fuckers!! NO FEAR!!!!!
i avoid a conflicts all the time,becuae that is what you are supposed to do, but these, were just too funny, i just had to put my two cents in.
so......who wants to pounce?
ill be back in a bit
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and unfortunely I'm notdriving far enough to see the leaves change color. that would be uber cool. I'd love that one!
sigh. I forgot to set my clock this mornign and I'm up an hour early... silly silly.
kisses.
~ Fig
Happy dayafter