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water. I left my cold semi frozen bottle of Poland Spring water at work.


no, biggie, it will be there tommorow
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All the way back in January I ordered a Camel Back hydration pack. It was out of stock becuase US troops need them, hence regular consumers are with out them. After repeat calls to the place I ordered it from they no long carry them, but replaced it with a Black Hawk hydration pack which was more money for no cost to me. This thing...
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prockg:
What's happening in 36 hours?

No, I haven't been to Boring. And no one gave me props on Deadwood. That's stupid.

funktion:
thanks smile ya i can do the stream of conciousness pretty good. book deal though... hmm wink
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I took the train home today and when I was walking , some ass who was standing on his front door step was doing what appeared to be lighting a cigarrette, so I paid him no attention.

Apparently he wasnt paying attention to oncoming traffic and more importantly pedestrian traffic.

Next thing I know somethign is thrown toward the curb less than 5 feet from...
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alyk:
Oh my god, you update every five minutes...I can't keep up with you!
rin:
people are morons.
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Dear overcast weather,

Please get the hell out of here. I get enough sleep, but only end up seeming more tired when I wake up in the morning when you are outside. Whats more, stop showing up during the week when I can not sleep late, because that is what you make me want to do.

Regards,

-Steve
prockg:
Let's trade weather. It's been nothing but perfectly clear and blue skies for a week. It makes it feel that much more horrible when I'm sick.

Hey, you never told me what N2O2ArCo2Ch4He is. Is it the composition of earth's breathable air?
funktion:
quit your bitching tongue at least its not 90+ and humid tongue
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Boys have a penis

Girls have a vagina

earth shattering news eh?

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monkeybuttt:
no, i don't think she knows those terms. it's not a corporate scene, dog. wink
prockg:
I'll stop being an attention whore as soon as you stop being such a fucking cocktease.

Ya. Never.
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After beachtime, cheeseburgers, sam adams, baseball, sleep, nose picking, fire works, twilight zone marathon, monster metal meltdown and swatting at stupid bugs that got in the open windows this weekend, it is finally time to return back to un-weekend for a few more days until the next one hits.

yes, from now on, all the days excluding Saturday and Sunday, with optional weekend Friday or...
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rin:
hey, i have it ready to go, i have just been lazy and so i'm sending you your money back. hopefully next friday. sorry dude, i'm a collosal ass.
evilwillow:
are you throwing that dog? surreal


did you get an email present from me? :halo:
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evilwillow:
funk rocks.


and you probably cheated on that test.
evilwillow:
okay....you win. you didn't cheat.
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Months and months ago I was really looking forward to seeing H.G Wells "War of the Worlds", directed by Steven Speilberg. Notice how I described it? No mention of that freaky oddball whom I thought was semi normal dating back to his "Top Gun" days.

I refuse to now go see this movie as I dont want one cent of my $8.75 to go towards...
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alyk:
Frat boys and Yoko Ono do not go well with one another...They also hate it when I play MC5, I have no idea how anyone could hate that, but they're brain dead, so you know...
prockg:
I am going to try and remain calm while I type this and just say....Dude.

Duuuuuuude. Where are the fucking rest of them? eeek Wheeeeeere???!!!!!
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Riddle me this Batman?

Why is it hot and humid like an armpit this whole week in NY?

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can watch this over and over and still laugh


Darth Cruise kills Oprah
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prockg:
It's funnier every single time I see it. It's not really hot and humid. You're just thinking about me too much. tongue
princessparkle:
its not hot and humid... Its sultry and tropical..... armpits are so in didn't you get the memo
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Holy Crap. I just got back from a "business dinner" at one of the slighlty more upscale steak places here. I am so freakin stuffed, both mentally and physically, I want to take a major wine, steak, garlic mashed potato, calamari, Little Neck Clam, overly sugary cobbler ala mode, chocolate cake, and brocolli poo right now. *note, the deserts and appetizers were shared, Im not...
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monkeybuttt:
ph.d of bullshit. biggrin blush
funktion:
mmm steak!!!


yeah i didn't get past that part.. wink
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If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!!!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!!!

Monday shall be upon us sooner than you think
Listen Now to K-Rock 2

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peggy:
Uh-huh. And what do I get for being your assistant?
peggy:
Ummmmm....hi. My name is Peggy and you can call me 24/7. biggrin
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Today was just buckets full of fun.

-Yelled at landscapers for screwing up the hedges outside

-Went to get a haircut, and it took way to long

-Spent 10 minutes in MfDo getting some new suits and stuff.
The guy who helped me knew his stuff to the T.

-Had lunch at Wendy's

-Took little brother to see "Longest Yard"

-BBQ'd at mothers house

-went...
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peggy:
Busy day I see. tongue