clicheguevara

I like double chocolate chip cookies that get me high
tomorrow comes the outmeal raisin, vegan weed cookies though
and that sounds so fucking promising.
I think I'll go vegan in a few weeks
just gotta plan out the food I'll be eating


I assume changing from veggie to vegan won't be too hard though


edit: check out these pics from grade 3 my grandma...
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When girls that I've had a huge crush on for a significant amount of time call me, on my birthday, to tell me they want to see me at various bars with them, drinking . . . . . well, I can't put the happiness into words
but it was a pretty nice night.

Someday, I'll get the balls to ask her out.
And someday...
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Dear famous people, take the next *23 hours off from dying.
Nobody famous can ruin this day for me.
I want there to be a huge party for me, not a terribly large remorsing for someone else.
I'm selfish like that.
Thank you in advance

*=updated time

warning: stupid rant ahead.

I don't have a mosh hat,
and I don't own anything camo.
Nothing is "crucial"
and you're not my bro.
I don't like music because it's trendy,
but I don't dislike anything because it's trendy.
At the end of the year, I still like all the bands I was "reppin" before that one,
and wouldn't sell out a friend to look...
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I'm not half as gay as I look.




I'm atleast thrice as gay as I look.



I made "her" a cheesecake with a heart design.
She said it was sweet.
Eventually, she'll succumb to my baldness.

bald men need lovin' too
hook me up with ladies who like bald men who are turning 22 soon
It's growing back
slowly
it's funny, and I love it
but the ladies don't. nope, not at all.

I shaved my head
that's right

but not bald
more like, male pattern baldness, bald
think, george costanza/larry david/hunter s. thompson bald


why?
I was bored
and it's funny
I'll update with pics
hopefully

I'm moving on friday.
A whole 79 feet away.

I'm not even kidding.
It's pretty much that close.

I won't have the intramanet up and running for like a week.
Longer if I get lazy, which, knowing me, I will.

I think I may smoke too much pot.
Too much pot to not be deemed a stoner anyway.
I'm gonna go have a small toke...
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I noticed last night, by the time everyone was leaving Earl's
I was finally drunk.
I had been drinking all day
and had 3, double captain mo's
then that pitcher of beer made me notice the drunk

and then the pitcher after that helped
and the one after that too also helped
then the marijuana was just nice.


You internet people aren't half as creepy...
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