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A song, by my friends band, for you all to read, and (hopefully) laugh about. So, without further ado.. here is "Fred's Fear" ... Sixty Billion Ways To Die:

There's sixty billion ways to die. Why haven't I yet fallen into a pit?
I could grab myself, stab myself, hang myself, by myself, and nobody would give a shit.

It's true, you can do whatever you want to, if you put your mind to it, commit... suicide, you can try. If you're not satisfied, I guarantee that hell is a myth.

If there's six billion people, and sixty billion ways to die, why aren't we all dead?

It's not hard let me demonstrate on Dave. Let me clarify, it's easy to die.
You can find almost any household appliance is really quite reliant.
So turn it on, turn yourself off, hate everyone, just listen to me.

If there's six billion people, sixty billion ways to die, why aren't we all dead? If there's six billion people, sixty billion ways to die.... six billion people, sixty billion ways to die.

If there's six billion people, and we all commit suicide... there could be no people ruining our lives.