clicheguevara

warning: stupid rant ahead.

I don't have a mosh hat,
and I don't own anything camo.
Nothing is "crucial"
and you're not my bro.
I don't like music because it's trendy,
but I don't dislike anything because it's trendy.
At the end of the year, I still like all the bands I was "reppin" before that one,
and wouldn't sell out a friend to look cool.
I don't play an instrument to be a part of the scene,
I play it because I like music.
I don't listen to more than one type of music because it's cool or cultured,
I do it because the majority of every genre is boring, generic, bullshit.
I don't hate the world,
I hate the stupid people in it.
I'm not how I am to be a rebel or unique,
it's because I hate being boring.
I'd rather sit at home and read a book,
than do a sick hardcore dance move to a shitty local band that people only like because it's their friends.
I only take my shirt off because it's too hot,
not because I want to show off.
My two step is jogging for retards,
and my favourite breakdown is by Handsome Boy Modeling School, featuring Jack Johnson.



And I probably hate you <3.






Now we'll be right back after these messages.
Fellas grab your nutsacks, chicks squeeze your breasteses.