The chick next door either needs to have some more interesting sex, or shut the hell up. Yes, it's a brassy way to start a journal.. but come on,... if you can tell that sex is boring just by hearing it (and hearing it, and hearing it).. then it's not hot anymore.. just annoying.
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I have a giant beanbag chair, fresh from Cost Plus. I got it while searching for some sort of seating for guests.. because it's kinda wierd to have people over and have us all gather on my BED.
Anyway, it reminds me of my last roommate, Vincent - a rather outspoken, metrosexual Asian journalist who was funny as all get out. One night, while we and another roommate were eating dinner, he told us that the beanbag was his favorite place to have sex, because it best enabled his "finishing move" (which, by the way, was called The Flying Monk).
That was the first and last time I'd ever heard of a guy having a finishing move.. is this common and I just haven't been in the right sex pool or whatever?
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Almost any salsa with chunks of garlic in it will taste good. It's true.
What's a girl to do.
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I have a giant beanbag chair, fresh from Cost Plus. I got it while searching for some sort of seating for guests.. because it's kinda wierd to have people over and have us all gather on my BED.
Anyway, it reminds me of my last roommate, Vincent - a rather outspoken, metrosexual Asian journalist who was funny as all get out. One night, while we and another roommate were eating dinner, he told us that the beanbag was his favorite place to have sex, because it best enabled his "finishing move" (which, by the way, was called The Flying Monk).
That was the first and last time I'd ever heard of a guy having a finishing move.. is this common and I just haven't been in the right sex pool or whatever?
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Almost any salsa with chunks of garlic in it will taste good. It's true.
What's a girl to do.
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burris:
that sounds fucking interesting I have heard of chicks having a finshing move but never a guy. Normally a guy dosen't want a finshing moving that way he can pro long sex but what ever.
surreal78:
Actually the only other place I've heard of the finishing move was on an Episode of Seinfeld. The twist instead of the pinch. Hey I checked out your profile. I saw your comment to rainbowelf. I saw the beauty in the comment. Then your profile.. nice. Waste time. You waste time in the heavens. Like breathing from an oxygen bar. Straight up, the way to be. 