cleancutkyle

I'm in a pickle.......

literally.... im stuck inside this massive vegetable and the juices are getting into my eyes and it burns.


no.......kyle is being dumb. i am having a girl problem. no worries, i think it shall all be settled this weekend........ or become totally fucked up; one of the two.

i've deemed my septum as good as pierced. For tomorrow (today really) im going to prod it. Also considering going up in lobe ga. im currently at a 1/2" might go to 3/4" we'll see what goes down.

tomorrow me and my younger highschool buddies buy porn. no this isnt a weekend ritual or anything. we've just been talking about adding to the "stash" for a while. the local porno shop only checks my ID when we go in there.....wtf... these kids practically dont grow facial hair and I get carded? doesnt matter.... the hunt is on for Lesbian Bukkake. Or "I Like it Rough 2" ......... we'll see what the general consensus says.

Should be a grand day of pain and porn. hurray.

.CCK.