clara

okay, so maybe i lied, maybe i dont know anything about the smurfs, but god damnit i wouldnt trust a single one of the little blue bastards...

last year I got into thei Lord of the Rings card playing game...it lasted for about five months. i spent sooo much on damn cards, hoping to get the rare "foil" Arwen (I got it and sold it for $100 mofo). My friends and I went to a couple of tournaments and enjoyed being the cutest and cleanest geeks there. I love the married geek couples who would pass the time quoting Blade Runner to one another while making eyes. Lord knows that this must be their mating ritual and I was scared what would happen in their car afterwards.

Sigh...damn smurfs. I want to be Gargamel.