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Sunday Jan 19, 2003

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I have learned a valuable lesson. Never do this:

1. Accept an invitation for a date that:
a. takes place at the home of two other people you are dating.
b. which is also a place where you are likely to bump into your ex-husband.
2. Follow up said uncomfortable date with a trip to the site of date's uncle's murder.

In sum; always make your plans BEFORE your trip to the bar. Otherwise you are apt to make some bad choices.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
dcsuperfan:
errr.... yeah... DC is great, but such a small town...

more advice? avoid taking a date to a bar where you'll bump into two of your exes, simultaneously.
Jan 19, 2003
boxterjulep:
thanks for the tip. i hope i never have to learn that lesson myself.

cock rock answer: totally bon jovi from the album new jersey.
Jan 19, 2003

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