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Tuesday Mar 03, 2009

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How Very

I Love My Dead, Gay Son!
So this blog was very nearly written on the pink, gay phone, which is not dead. If not for an accidental pressing of the back browser button instead of the backspace I would have posted this from my hotel room in indy. I love my pink, gay phone! Why not just hop on the wireless? Cuz I broke the wireless on my laptop. Though that may be fixed or at least patched very well.

'Cuz you're an idiot.
I haven't really listened to the band Kiss since gradeschool when I was fanatic about them. Mantek had updated his facebook page
Patrick: Living the secret dream in the night time world.
where I commented: and you're my headlight queen!
Patrick: That's awesome! Good pick-up, Mike! um... but it's "headLINE."
Michael: What? I don't remember lyrics from nearly 30 years ago? Wait, this internet thing seems to back me up. AND it makes sense! I call shenanigans!
Patrick: Headlight Queen? Seriously? That doesn't make any sense. Now HeadLINE Queen, I get that! I can't believe you A) are bored enough to look it up, and B) Believe the Internet over me. Let's go to the judges on this one... GEORGE!!
Michael: She's illuminating his night time world with her "head-lights" GEORGE!!
Patrick: I hate you, Mike Lee. I really do.
Michael: Victory! I must blog about this moment!
And here we are.

Like some mythological creature my eighth grade boyfriend would have known about.
So when I travel I go to comic stores and Highland Indiana was no exception. Coruscant Comics and Gaming. With a name like Coruscant you expect, well you expect true nerdiness. This was a very disappointing shop. As small as Graham Crackers Glen Ellyn with no trades and no gaming - RPG or CCG. It was all floppies. There was a small trade section and small manga section. Very sad. I had to buy single issues cuz I could find no trades worth buying.

Fuck Me gently with a Chainsaw
I had to be at work in Indy at 5 am. Even driving in last night and staying over, I still set my alarm for 3:30 to leave by 4:30. Though technically done by 1:00PM. It's really hard to poo at 3AM.

Why are you such a megabitch?
I'm the king of the night time world, And you're my headlight queen !

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