There is no greater ignominy than food poisoning. I originally thought it was just one of my semi-regular bouts with indigestion and thus tried to treat it by drinking a lot of milk. Milk doesn't go well with food poisioning. Actually, not many things do. Except maybe toilets. With food poisoning the question really is, "which end am I going to stick in the toilet?" Hopefully not both should be your answer. Blessed are the toilets for they will take care of thee.
I'm feeling better now.
I'm feeling better now.