clambake

There is no greater ignominy than food poisoning. I originally thought it was just one of my semi-regular bouts with indigestion and thus tried to treat it by drinking a lot of milk. Milk doesn't go well with food poisioning. Actually, not many things do. Except maybe toilets. With food poisoning the question really is, "which end am I going to stick in the toilet?" Hopefully not both should be your answer. Blessed are the toilets for they will take care of thee.

I'm feeling better now.