Maybe I'm asking for too much, but I think there should be a "Sailor" or "Occupational Hazard" option for the Alcohol field on people's profiles. That'd be the best option for me, at least... 
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deathbyopus:
lol very true 
hows it going sailor 
hows it going sailor 
clairetheanimal:
Good, I'm shoreside for now- drinking beer!