I've decided to give up designing and start my own business. I've got a PowerPoint presentation already put together to pitch prospective clients:
We'll kidnap your motherfucking kids
Kidnapping: Our Approach
Why Not Just Pay a Crackhead to Do It?
Home Improvement 101 -- or "I can do it myself"
Our Team
Case Studies
Thank You
We'll kidnap your motherfucking kids
Kidnapping: Our Approach
Why Not Just Pay a Crackhead to Do It?
Home Improvement 101 -- or "I can do it myself"
Our Team
Case Studies
Thank You
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conqueringking:
Hmm.....I have a question. Is part-time work available? Oh..and do I get to carry a stungun?
sophie:
mmm, i likes the sound of that!