Goddamn, I'm smooth. Check out this pic of me at the grocery store rocking my sexy shirt and my p1mp1n fanny pack. I decorated it myself, with my mom's Bedazzler.
Of course, I don't wear *mine* on my fanny-- see, I flip it! People don't understand, but that's just how I get down.
If you like hip-hop, check out my practice session from yesterday afternoon. About a half hour or so, 35 MB mp3. I'm kind of bummed because I fucked it up at the end. I was actually stunned and blinded by the afternoon light blinging off my fanny pack, and I lost the beat.
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uncommoncold:
Of course. What good is x-ray vision if it doesn't penetrate gold? That's like, the primary reason I signed up for it.
uncommoncold:
Every goddamn day, baby. 