cklarock said"Worst blackout story. evar. pt 1: My buddy comes to lying in a construction site on the other side of town, no memory of the night before, only one shoe, blood all over his shirt, but no cuts.
Worst blackout story. evar. pt 2: My other drinking buddy comes to in some strange woman's bed, she is asking him how he wants his eggs from the other room, and her two kids are standing there staring at him.
He calls my friend, "Oh God, oh god. Come get me!"
My friend says, "Where are you?"
(sobbing) "I don't know."
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Congrats on your sobriety-- I assume you are sober, yeah?"
Worst blackout story. evar. pt 2: My other drinking buddy comes to in some strange woman's bed, she is asking him how he wants his eggs from the other room, and her two kids are standing there staring at him.
He calls my friend, "Oh God, oh god. Come get me!"
My friend says, "Where are you?"
(sobbing) "I don't know."
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Congrats on your sobriety-- I assume you are sober, yeah?"
yea man, 3 years.