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My new, TOTALLY FREE E-BOOK! Get yours now! Get your own copy in 8 easy steps:

1. Click anywhere in this post.
2. Press CTRL-A
3. Press CTRL-C
4. Open your word processing software of choice
5. Press CTRL-V
6. Press CTRL-S
7. At the "Save As" prompt, type "Best_Advice_EVAR.rtf"
8. View repeatedly, at a minimum of once a week.

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How to Make the Most Out of Your Visit to London, by Sir Cklarock Pentigrew Wordsworth Saveaho the III, Esq..

Chapter One:

Don't go.






Chapter Two:

Seriously, don't go.


Conclusion:

Visiting London is a lot like licking the handrail in a New York City project tenament stairwell.

Except without any good-looking latinas hanging out talking shit.


Appendix 1: Creating the London Experience at Home.

First, take all of your money out of your bank account. Second, give it to an Indian guy. Third, kick yourself in the balls every three hours for four days straight.


Appendix 2: Things to Be Sure to do While In London.

Be sure never to go to London.


~Finis~
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chalko:
Ya, thanks man.
It's pretty crazy huh??? I don't get it either. It's all I can do to just be thankful for what we have. And believe me...we are!!!

Your latest journal is pretty funny. I gotta print it out and let my little miss lovely read it. I think she'll get a kick out of it.

Thanks for keeping in touch bro. I'm not on here that much anymore, but still like to check in every once in a while and check things out. It's nice to see you comments
tell Em hey for us.

I hope to update my jounal soon. Hopefully it will be a decent one this time...whenever I get to it. Still have the inlaws here. Had to sneek in and check e-mail wink

Peace
ARRR!!!
Jul 9, 2006
bluelight3:
So, are you saying the UK leg of the trip wasn't the highlight?

Did London make you feel like headbutting someone? It seems to be going around...

Hope you are having a raucous good time anyhow!
Jul 10, 2006

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