"If you say I bit these rhymes, we're gonna have to fight, 'cause I just made the motherfuckers up last night!"
Why I ain't update?
Work is cuh-razy (and draining), I have a little sack full of personal misery I can't let go of, I miss my mom, and what free time is left after the dumb stuff I just want to spend with Sophie rather than on here. Not that I don't love you, because you know you my muhfuckas.
Even if you ain't dance you can still flex ya neck. I was listening to this mix the other day and it made me happy so I thought I'd share.
Want to hear the sound of drool? Get yourself in a sound-proof room. Turn off all music, headphones, telivision, etc. Look at the following picture:
See!? It sounds like a leaking faucet, but with the under-tones of touching yourself.
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Check out this cool charicature of me my buddy Anthony made:
Hahahahahah. I really do look like that.
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Post Script: Most people suck at being ninjas.
Post Script Part the Second: I, on the other hand do not.
Post Script Part the Third: I learned the best of my ninja skillz from a guy whose real-life job involves being sneaky and "rising up out of the depths of human misery to waste motherfuckers." He is overseas right now, and sometimes he reads this page. Hi! We miss him here in the states, and we pray and beam enough love (we hope) his way to sustain his soul while his body and mind are off doing all of our dirty work.
Also, our buddy Afshin is similarly deployed, and would love (I'm sure) a new penpal or ten. So go to his page, send him a message, and hollatchaboy.
Why I ain't update?
Work is cuh-razy (and draining), I have a little sack full of personal misery I can't let go of, I miss my mom, and what free time is left after the dumb stuff I just want to spend with Sophie rather than on here. Not that I don't love you, because you know you my muhfuckas.
Even if you ain't dance you can still flex ya neck. I was listening to this mix the other day and it made me happy so I thought I'd share.
Want to hear the sound of drool? Get yourself in a sound-proof room. Turn off all music, headphones, telivision, etc. Look at the following picture:
See!? It sounds like a leaking faucet, but with the under-tones of touching yourself.
-----
Check out this cool charicature of me my buddy Anthony made:
Hahahahahah. I really do look like that.
-----
Post Script: Most people suck at being ninjas.
Post Script Part the Second: I, on the other hand do not.
Post Script Part the Third: I learned the best of my ninja skillz from a guy whose real-life job involves being sneaky and "rising up out of the depths of human misery to waste motherfuckers." He is overseas right now, and sometimes he reads this page. Hi! We miss him here in the states, and we pray and beam enough love (we hope) his way to sustain his soul while his body and mind are off doing all of our dirty work.
Also, our buddy Afshin is similarly deployed, and would love (I'm sure) a new penpal or ten. So go to his page, send him a message, and hollatchaboy.
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kristie:
I can't believe you're still so swamped! Are you still trying to take some time off this month?
fatality:
Such a hot picture