Wednesday Dec 21, 2005

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Remember, citizens. Friend Google wants you to be happy. I know you *are* happy, because Friend Google has *asked* you to be happy, and you wouldn't want to dissapoint Friend Google, would you?

So what's up now, patnuh?

A lot of people think that Kansas is in the middle of nowhere, said Lawrence Mayor Boog Highberger. I prefer to think that were in the middle of everywhere. And Google apparently agrees.


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chalka:
Channukah Shalom to you and Merry Christmas too. Does the flying spaghetti monster fly on Christmas Eve as he does every other night of the year?

Thanks for the gifts!!
stella_marie:
im not sure about taking the helmet off the monkey. im not gonna risk his life to try!!!!!!!

anyways

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