fucking retarded boy at the body jewlery place. oh well serves me right for buying tapers at a booth in the mall rather than going somewhere decent, and doing my homework first.
i want to stretch my regular, gun-pierced ears. so i go up to the guy at the counter at culturecraze at the mall i work at and explain this. and he shows me what tapers i should use etc.
only i get home and they'll barely go in at all, no matter how much i lube them/soak my ears first.
i do some reading and discover that this is likely due to the fact that you SHOULDN'T TRY TO GO TO AN 8 GAUGE THE FIRST TIME YOU STRETCH! WHICH IS WHAT HE SOLD ME.
i don't know if i'm angrier at him for being a retard when he fucking works at a place that sells body jewellery, or me for being such a retard and not looking up what size i should have got before hand.
regardless, i am saddened by my lack of useable tapers.
i want to stretch my regular, gun-pierced ears. so i go up to the guy at the counter at culturecraze at the mall i work at and explain this. and he shows me what tapers i should use etc.
only i get home and they'll barely go in at all, no matter how much i lube them/soak my ears first.
i do some reading and discover that this is likely due to the fact that you SHOULDN'T TRY TO GO TO AN 8 GAUGE THE FIRST TIME YOU STRETCH! WHICH IS WHAT HE SOLD ME.
i don't know if i'm angrier at him for being a retard when he fucking works at a place that sells body jewellery, or me for being such a retard and not looking up what size i should have got before hand.
regardless, i am saddened by my lack of useable tapers.
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rin:
yeah cordy, go nuts and post the comics you have if you like
freakpirate:
The commisseration is greatly appreciated. I don't know the problem or the solution either. So I'm just feeling sorry for myself and moving along. Seems the best thing to do.
