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WARNING:LONG, SELF INDULGENT DRUNKEN PHOTO BLOG TO FOLLOW

"or, you know, hit my pepsi cola can with it"
"that was effective"

"effective"!="effective"

"bang equals or squeak equals"


"ay ay! capitan!" in response to me telling carla that she needs to keep up with me.

"return of the lung hacking"
"whatever, it didn't go away, it was like the bad guy in a horror movie it just went and hid behind the house for a while"

"i lurves the enablers who don't make me drink alone"

"why are we chugging it? (the wine) ((carla grabs her crotch a bit)) "like this?"

"because i'm an alcoholic."

"we had a whole conversation where I promised never to have your children"

"they would be adorable but they would probably cause the second coming of christ"

"and I'm okay with that"

"I don't want to have my progeny signify that, but maybe that's just me"

"are you drunk-dialing my boyfriend"

"yes... will he be really mad?"

"he might..."

"oh, I'll hang up" (after 2 rings) *hangs up*

(sorry dave)

*runs head into the wall falling backwards on the bed*

"stop tixating!"

"you just said stop tixating"

"I said stop dictating"

"i am no drinking any more! i am such a fucking lightweight!"

"do you see my head shaking from side to side? this means i can't drink anymore"

"whatevs"

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so, now that i've edited that, clearly what it needs are some illustrations:

i am far too hung over to resize any of those photos. sorry. view image in new window. learn it, live it, love it.