cirdt

harlotinous: adj. - in the manner of a harlot.

this clearly needs to be the new adjective of the day.

i'm just sayin.


FreakPirate totally agrees. or is possibly humoring me because i'm feeding him booze. which is as close to agreement as i usually get, so i'll take it.


"flute music"
"more flute music"
"splashing"
"screaming"
man, i wish this movie had more dialog
"FreakPirate, coughing up a lung"
"jen! this way!"
"ah, ah AH!!!"
"through here! hurry!"
"more screaming"
"fire and beetle noises"
"whimper whimper"
"GRARRRRR!!!!'
jesus christ. why do i choose to start transcribing the movie we're watching when theres no goddamn dialog.

"SKEKSIS!"
"arf arf arf!!! x 8"
"wait! they won't find us here!"
"sounds like gelfling sex"
"skeksis! he saved us from something i didn't catch the pronunciation of!"
"more sounds like gelfling sex"
"also poofy flute music"
"ohhh master, i didn't understand.... i never loved them enough..."
"that looks just like the shard!!!"
"STAY!!! am friend!!! prophecy cause all this trouble!!!!"



clearly muppet porn. this movie was much better when i was 7. rin is so going to punch me in teh ovaries for making fun of this film.
ok, back to the movie. or possibly talking about swamps.

or possibly FreakPirate coughing up another lung