cirdt

episode two of "conversations with rin that demand to be shared with the world:

cirdt says:
now i am going to read one of the books i picked up from the library.
<vegetari-rin> says:
which book?
i should read too, or eat something or do...something.
cirdt says:
you know it's going to be HIGH CLASS LITERATURE with a name like "Banewreaker: Volume One of the Sundering"
hahaha
<vegetari-rin> says:
HAHA
no way
you have got to be kidding
cirdt says:
oh yes.
i am most certainly not,.
<vegetari-rin> says:
oy.
cirdt says:
i wanted something trashy and mindless, and it's by the same woman who wrote the "kushiel" series. which was long winded bdsm erotic historical fantasy
<vegetari-rin> says:
HAHAHAHA
oh my
i am reading the epic 'guns, germs and steel'
cirdt says:
ha. you clearly win the literature game.

"The Shapers' War has divided Urulat. Third Born Satoris has been thrown to one side of the great Sundering Sea with all Urulat's creatures, his six Shaper siblings to the other, separated from their creations. For ages, Satoris is content to sit in Darkhaven, his fortress, but when a new prophecy declares that the world can be healed with Satoris' death, he gathers forces to defend himself."
but do you have prose as EPIC as that!?
<vegetari-rin> says:
definitely not.
mine is about learning
not sexin'
or spell-castin'
cirdt says:
what about leaning to sexily spellcast?
<vegetari-rin> says:
shit, definitely not
i should switch books.
cirdt says:
ha. CLEARLY!
because, really, whose life can't use some sexy spellcastin?
except, maybe, you know, the roman catholic clergt.
(the clergt: like the clergy, only smaller, and more prone to respiratory diseases)
<vegetari-rin> says:
HAHAHA
yes, you have to be prone to respiratory ailments with a name like 'clergt'-
onamatopeia of a cough
cirdt says:
oh god. this conversation is making me laugh so hard i'm coughing.
CLEARLY I AM A CLERGT!
<vegetari-rin> says:
HO NOES
NO FUN FOR YOU
cirdt says:
WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY SEXY SPELL-CASTIN BODICE NOW!?
<vegetari-rin> says:
probably keep it under a robe
safe from temptation, etc
prying eyes of men and whatnot
cirdt says:
it will be all wimples and shapeless robes for me.
with 6 inch stilletto heels and fancy ceremonial daggers underneath.
just waiting for the right time to pounce!
<vegetari-rin> says:
in a thigh-sheath
garter, even
cirdt says:
FROM WHENCEFORTH I WILL GRAB MY CEREMONIAL DAGGER OF LUST AND PLUNGE IT INTO THE UNSUSPECTING HEARTS OF MEN! OR POSSIBLY THE OTHER NUNS. because, you know, no one has more pent up sexins than the CLERGT!
ogm rinzors. you know this conversation is totally getting blagged.
<vegetari-rin> says:
i was just about to say that.