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i stayed up far too late last night attacking the unwary with my fellow haiku-fu ninja's rin andFreakPirate.

so i stayed abed until 2:30. i didn't want to- i wanted to get up and at least get some studying done around noon. but my superkeener finance major roomate got home. and she always secretly glares at me when she realizes i've skipped another...
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rin:
haikufu'd! it is
late and i had a nap from
10 to 11

so i am very
wide awake. oh well. i will
just complain some more.
ryan:
5/7/5 correct?
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blessed antibiotics.

you reduce my ears to their previous smaller-than-a-breadbox stature.

i'm such a pantywaist. no toughing out infected piercings for me. but, in my defense, i think that once your lymph nodes get so swollen it hurts to move your jaw, it's time to get drugs involved biggrin

in other news - hung out with rin and asreal and micheal this weekend and it was...
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asreal1:
a haiku entry
from the crazy swedish chef.
i must be wary.
iamnotheregoaway:
crazy girl
[ninja army] from canada
why must you talk in haiku?

was this an attack
because it did not work
my haiku is too strong.

should i enlist
murder with my words
'cause everyone needs a hobby.

nothing can stop me
spread this haiku like a plague...
a haiku plague [yeah].

what is this
picture of [3] canadian girls
damn, that is so hot.

what was i talking about
something about haiku ~
can't remember.

this ninja stays undercover
sheathing my haiku
'cause i'm the shit.
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oh fluffernutters.

i thought that one of my newly-stretched to 12g ears might be getting infected and now i'm sure. the site is swollen, tender and red, and the lymph nodes behind my jaw are swollen up like crazy. it's like having two marbles implanted under my skin. boooooooearns.

i'm doing salt soaks, and hopefully this will clear up soon.

mmm... discourse on infection. aren't...
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raedar:
Ouch on the 12g... I hope you feel better soon. If not I send you hugs and maybe chicken soup...ofcourse I'd have to meet you and shit...Oh ya that's a great idea! Want to go see a movie on the 14...which is tommorow...or today depending when you are reading this...Baba Hotep (new Bruce Campbell film) is Playing at the metro (at the citadel) on the 14 of march (today or tommorow) at 7pm and 9pm I'm probably going to the 7pm...so show up if you want to or e-mail me...I live next the U so we should or could grab lunch at my place anytime...you know if you're a starving student or sommat.
well too long of message...handcramp..ow frown
asreal1:
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i had my stat midterm today.

i was also brutally sodomized today.

and, why YES, the two events WERE related!

it was brutal.

to quote rin:

"i [was] fucked in the ass.

[it wasn't] nice, "please roll over so i can slide it in nicely" ass fuckage.

[it was] bottom of the barrel, gang bang with a rusty pitchfork fuckage."



at times like these...
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oryx:
you know what, your journal comment made me giggle. and really, i don't mind being narcissistic or dirty, both can be fun...
freakpirate:
Adios Alma Perdida = goodbye lost soul
A Dios Alma Perdida = to god lost soul

I got it off a Static-X CD and just stuck with it.

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i went to all(most all) my classes today!

well, half. but i see this as the schedule half-full.

booyah.
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oryx:
slackers of the world unite!
freakpirate:
I think if I ever end up this way at 85 I will walk into a large mall and just start beating people with my cane. Really...at that point I'll have nothing to lose.

I'm often guilty of using the *hugs* because I can't actually reach out and hug people. Believe me, if I could, I probably would. I hate seeing people feeling miserable just as much (if not more sometimes) than feeling miserable myself.

I'll work on this I guess...

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i din't go to classes today.

but i did go to my stat lab yesterday for the first time since the beginning of the semester! and actually understood what we were talking about! and got half of my lab done in class!!

and then the U of A computing system (hereafer to be refered to as "that infernal electronic pit of sodomy and damnation") ate...
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rin:
rules!
rin:
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it's a small world after all.

turns out as misguided was looking through my pics, he recognized one of my ex-bf. apparently they know each other from school, or somthing like that, haven't got the whole story yet.

didn't go to classes today (big suprise, i know, i know) but i did do dishes and clean my room, so i suppose today wasn't a total...
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rin:
i guess blind people don't dream in colour. i wonder if they dream in voices or textures instead. lets find token blind person and ask.

hey, iguanas eat fruit right?
rin:
i have to be up in 5 hours. WOOOO

are armadillos mammals?
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yay!

i went and got some 12g hoops, and after filing one of the ends to taper them and much shoving and pain (ouchie wa-wa) i got them through!! (and the peasants rejoice)

and i dyed my hair tonight! the bottom half is now a plum-pink type color (and the peasants, once again, rejoice)

and i have decided that instead of using my inheiritence to...
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rin:
yes, sure, i'll take up the offer and borrow your tapers. i mean we've shared everything else including tyler andres so i think tapers should be ok.
signalnoise:
well. i'm glad you got your hoops to work smile

and hurrah for you, for getting to move out on your own next year. as much as i've loved my roomies in the past & as well as we got along - there is just so much relief in shedding them. in fact, i get along w/them MUCH BETTER now that they're not my roommates anymore ....


in terms of conferences that i'm attending - i'm actually attending academic conferences, political science conferences. i have one next week in portland, where i'm presenting a paper. and i also have one in .... april. and i've sent off abstracts for a couple next year. so nothing exciting - just school.... heheheh

and yea i love me some campus activism. i loved making noise when i was an undergraduate. i totally support it - it makes a campus a good, lively place. it helps the development of political consciousness of those involved. but ya know, it's usually also a little misdirected. and that's ok. campus activism just makes me bittersweet smile

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fucking retarded boy at the body jewlery place. oh well serves me right for buying tapers at a booth in the mall rather than going somewhere decent, and doing my homework first.

i want to stretch my regular, gun-pierced ears. so i go up to the guy at the counter at culturecraze at the mall i work at and explain this. and he shows me...
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rin:
yeah cordy, go nuts and post the comics you have if you likesmile
freakpirate:
The commisseration is greatly appreciated. I don't know the problem or the solution either. So I'm just feeling sorry for myself and moving along. Seems the best thing to do.

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you know what i love? when you have a box of tissues sitting on your computer desk so that when you get sniffles from your damn cats, that you adopted (even though you knew full well you were allergic to them, but couldn't help yourself because they were so damn cute), you can blow your nose without getting up off your lazy ass.

but wait,...
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asreal1:
is it folded? is it stacked? NO. even without the spool it's still a roll. some people...
rin:
some people's boyfriends, eh cordy?

(had to finish his sentence.)
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holy jesus-fuck.

i need to not drink so much tequila. o r v at least they need to not let me hold our collective purse, when i a,m the drunkest one.

as i dropped our keys,

and we had to go find a nice cab diver nameed glenn to go ffind our keys.

it was great

with a capital G





i wish i wasnt so...
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rin:
WE MADE AIR RAIDE SIRENS
rin:
OGM LOL!!!1!

DRANKES
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didn't go to class.

ate ice cream.

going to work with my awesome supervisor, who bought me polish honeywine for my birthday, tonight.

going out to slut it up and drink boys under the table with rin and rosita-chiquita tomorrow.

all is well in this world.
rin:
you make me proud when you out-drink boys.