i have the hiccups.
i have learned that i should not try my roomate's failsafe hiccup-cure (hold a water glass with your pinkie's and drink whilst holding your breath) drunk. on the plus side - i've almost got the water cleaned up. on the minus side - i still have the hiccups. bah.
i'm such a lush!!!
i need to go find a fork to...
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i have learned that i should not try my roomate's failsafe hiccup-cure (hold a water glass with your pinkie's and drink whilst holding your breath) drunk. on the plus side - i've almost got the water cleaned up. on the minus side - i still have the hiccups. bah.
i'm such a lush!!!
i need to go find a fork to...
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i have completed all of 3 hours of actual market research. i don't know if i can last a whole day. it sucks beyond the telling of it. *shudder* if it still sucks this bad tomorrow i think i may quit.
on the plus side: FreakPirate has conned me into going to some pajama party dealio at new city tomorrow night. i think. something like...
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on the plus side: FreakPirate has conned me into going to some pajama party dealio at new city tomorrow night. i think. something like...
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meanwhilethecat:
im glad i could help make work less boring...if only i could find a way for that to work for me every day.
that is exactly what bothers me about pajama parties though, having to buy pajamas for it...that bites.
that is exactly what bothers me about pajama parties though, having to buy pajamas for it...that bites.
oryx:
can we bitch and whine about crappy jobs together?
i currently sell over priced coffee to business men and women who probably wouldn't give me the time of day if i asked them on the street. but of course they won't shut up if their latte is one degree too cold or ten seconds too late.
i currently sell over priced coffee to business men and women who probably wouldn't give me the time of day if i asked them on the street. but of course they won't shut up if their latte is one degree too cold or ten seconds too late.
started training today.
booearns cold office buildings.
yay money.
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also: i need good things to listen to. i have exhausted all my new cd's and mixes sent to me by musically inclined friends. give me good titles/artists to dl - i beg of thee!!!
booearns cold office buildings.
yay money.
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also: i need good things to listen to. i have exhausted all my new cd's and mixes sent to me by musically inclined friends. give me good titles/artists to dl - i beg of thee!!!
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freakpirate:
Well, I'm going to wear pyjama-esque shorts and likely walk around with no shirt on if the occaision strikes me. So yes, I will be.
brainslayer13@yahoo.com. Fear my horribly fake email/MSN contant email!

brainslayer13@yahoo.com. Fear my horribly fake email/MSN contant email!

tygertyger:
Boo-urns!
Get me drunk enough, though, and I ain't so smart.
As you've seen.
Get me drunk enough, though, and I ain't so smart.
As you've seen.
so - i'm back to my real life. the greyhound fairy ferried me back to edmonton without incident, although later than i had planned- i was having so much fun hanging out with rin and asreal and watching the entire second season of buffy (yes, we're geeks, no denial here) that i stayed longer than i was planning to.
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lotus:
woo! alright your own room!!
freakpirate:
Hell... you don't really have to clean. I'm just looking for an excuse to make cookies.


calgary:
rejoice! i am in calgary! so far, my mini-break has been going fantabulously! i got to meet a plethera of awesome SGcalgarians and have ridiculously overpriced drinks at ming. i drank napolean!
and then we went to the peelers! rin andlotus and i all sat in perv row and ogled while the boys went and played pool. and we played loonie-darts with their...
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rejoice! i am in calgary! so far, my mini-break has been going fantabulously! i got to meet a plethera of awesome SGcalgarians and have ridiculously overpriced drinks at ming. i drank napolean!
and then we went to the peelers! rin andlotus and i all sat in perv row and ogled while the boys went and played pool. and we played loonie-darts with their...
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freakpirate:
I'm all over this being positive shit!


dire_romantic:
hey thanks for the welcome...s'ok if i make you a friend?
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rin:
yes, come down cordy!
THEIR BAND DIDN'T SUCK!!!
will wonders never cease? my old roomate's boyfriends band played at O'Byrnes last night and i got dragged along to show support. i expected to have to drown my ears in Sleeman's just to refrain from openly mocking them - but they've actually improved! a lot! and luke doesen't sign so goddamn loud anymore!!! and it was actually an enjoyable night...
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will wonders never cease? my old roomate's boyfriends band played at O'Byrnes last night and i got dragged along to show support. i expected to have to drown my ears in Sleeman's just to refrain from openly mocking them - but they've actually improved! a lot! and luke doesen't sign so goddamn loud anymore!!! and it was actually an enjoyable night...
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freakpirate:
I'll put up pictures of my hideousness later. Until then... I have a concert to go to. Bwa ha ha!
And yes... the cards are most awesometacular. I'm very happy with them. SG MIDGET GO!!

And yes... the cards are most awesometacular. I'm very happy with them. SG MIDGET GO!!

freakpirate:
Eew... off key children...
My back is exploding from the lifting, bending, standing and working of work. Working of work?? Good grief... That and I just have a bad back.

My back is exploding from the lifting, bending, standing and working of work. Working of work?? Good grief... That and I just have a bad back.

no one wants to hire me.
on the plus side: whilst handing out resumes along whyte ave yesterday i found a postcard that is bubbling over with teh awesomeness at the junque cellar (ie the antique store where i once got hit on by a boy who was either hearing impaired or a little bit slow. never figured out which.) which i have just sent...
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on the plus side: whilst handing out resumes along whyte ave yesterday i found a postcard that is bubbling over with teh awesomeness at the junque cellar (ie the antique store where i once got hit on by a boy who was either hearing impaired or a little bit slow. never figured out which.) which i have just sent...
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freakpirate:
Oh you're royally stuck with me. Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! I'm not evil... okay... lies... whatever.
I'm all about the nakedness to avoid the heat. Sadl ythe cops get really pissy about it... And the people I want to see naked are never the ones I DO see naked. Eep...

I'm all about the nakedness to avoid the heat. Sadl ythe cops get really pissy about it... And the people I want to see naked are never the ones I DO see naked. Eep...

rin:
i haven't really been writing comics, but i have one i could probably put up...
it is late
and i have been indulging my
alcoholic tendencies
at terrible clubs
where my roommate procured me
free highballs
i wish
i could be ashamed,
angry at myself.
i wish i could teetoll with
the best of you.
but i am sorry to say-
that this drunken stupor-
this wild inequity of
motion and control
is where i feel i most belong.
alchoholic...
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and i have been indulging my
alcoholic tendencies
at terrible clubs
where my roommate procured me
free highballs
i wish
i could be ashamed,
angry at myself.
i wish i could teetoll with
the best of you.
but i am sorry to say-
that this drunken stupor-
this wild inequity of
motion and control
is where i feel i most belong.
alchoholic...
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freakpirate:
My typing aside
I hope you got my drift and
Will come hang out soon
I wasn't sure if you were still in Edmonton because you always seem to be out of the city when we have little get togethers. Which is unfortunate. Much madness must be had.

I hope you got my drift and
Will come hang out soon
I wasn't sure if you were still in Edmonton because you always seem to be out of the city when we have little get togethers. Which is unfortunate. Much madness must be had.

rin:
ooh! i'll have to pick you up a postcard or maybe just draw one. when you get my letter it will have my addy on it.
i got new bodywash.
i think i'm going to go shower.
ah, the hedonistic excess that is my life.

i think i'm going to go shower.
ah, the hedonistic excess that is my life.
there is the possibility of employment on the horizon.
the long twisted tale: the mother of a friend of mine (the gal i went to tequila-land with) works for the city i grew up in. she knows the guys and dolls who run the local hire-a-student office. and their student office clerk type person just up and quit. and they need someone NOW. and it...
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the long twisted tale: the mother of a friend of mine (the gal i went to tequila-land with) works for the city i grew up in. she knows the guys and dolls who run the local hire-a-student office. and their student office clerk type person just up and quit. and they need someone NOW. and it...
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freakpirate:
Umm...it is mostly the comical and dorky forms of madness. There may also be some trace amounts of the "making fun of FreakPirate" madness.
My scary quick journal responses stem from the fact that it is almost 1 AM and there is nothing for me to do to avoid sleep except keep clicking around this site. I am a sad, sad man.

My scary quick journal responses stem from the fact that it is almost 1 AM and there is nothing for me to do to avoid sleep except keep clicking around this site. I am a sad, sad man.

freakpirate:
Denial is SO the way to go. But sadly, I must be at work in several hours and my brain is slowly kicking my ass. So I do believe it will be bed time for me. Tomorrow, however, is payday and Friday so I will be most happy. Then I will come home and sit and do nothing again.
Best of luck with your late night, boredom journal flaming.

Best of luck with your late night, boredom journal flaming.

i am not myself this decade.
i want to be silent, and wrapped up in layers and layers of dark comfort.
i want to not have to continually face the world. she frightens me more and more.
i want to be silent, and wrapped up in layers and layers of dark comfort.
i want to not have to continually face the world. she frightens me more and more.
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rin:
i dreamed you got a wreath tattooed around your neck.
rin:
haha. yes, let us hope that we are not precog indeed. did you see van helsing or just decide that she looks hot?
Also, congrats on vicious pillowfighting. You make me proud to be female.