I am also living off the food of my parents and thank the lord for that. I would be in very bad shape if not for them.
I miss ramen.
Here's hoping that you don't miss good things. I've done it enough time to never wish it on anyone again.
i always try and explain my family to others and i always fail. i've never found anyone comfortable enough hanging out with them to truly appreciate the awesome. and oh, there is awesome. sometimes it's hiding behind the mass of psychological scarring they've inflicted on me over the years, but it's there.
so i sent my dad an email with the picture from my previous journal entry of FreakPirate and I drinking the wine-in-a-mother-fucking-box, because my dad likes to be reminded from time to time that some of his genes are being expressed in his offspring. this is an excerpt from the response he sent:
(note: craig, who works with my dad, is that father of a... Read More
FreakPirate is feeding me wine from a box. Cheers!
(This if FreakPirate... we totally just cheered. cirdyt just made a qbasic joke. She is nerd)
HE's feeding me wine in a box! and he kn ew what Qbasic was!! fuck you pirate!
Anyways... wine in a box. FreakPirate is either laughing or hyperventilating. not totally sure.
and now he's m,ocking my tpying skills~! suck you... Read More
oh my god. cirdt. you are so drunk. you also should not assasinate my character on teh intarweb. HAHAHA. did fP barf then try to kiss you? HAR! inside joke about my evening!! i told william that when i tell that story to people i leave his name out. hahah.
i think i'm getting to be an annoying, attention-whoring drunk again. this is what happens when i'm cheerful. blah.
in other news i am officially the most accident prone e-var. in addition to the bruises and burns from a friend's recent pigroast, today i managed today to slice open my finger with an EMERY BOARD. seriously. those cardboard things girls use to file... Read More
I think you are a fantastically amusing drunk. Besides, there needs to be other attention-whoring drunks around or I just go overboard and bother EVERYONE. We could be an unstoppable alcoholic team. As long as we can sleep in...
Also, my stomach clearly proclaims my love for the Z0rS.
I think we the community would benefit greatly from a picture of this gauze/flame helmet combination. I think your helmet just beat FreakPirate's Pope hat for most awesome karaoke accessory ever.
Do what I do. Become so god damned poor you can't actually get more than one. Thank Christ Aaron gave me free pop.
I would keep you company but it is a long walk and you would likely fall asleep before I showed up. Also I don't think I could find my way as I've never seen your house while sober.
Good call... though I am intending to eat apple crisp for breakfast tomorrow. On purpose. In fact, I specifically took a container of it home from Dave's with this purpose in mind.