Monday Aug 02, 2004

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I feel like detroying something beautiful. Or drinking a shitload.

Goddamn but today was boring. Tomorrow I'm going to set goals for myself, or something.

And you! Yes, you. Why the fuck are you reading the boring rantings of a some bored asshole? Go do something. For all our sakes.

Fucking internet.
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clara:
Hi. I just performed an administrative experiment that caused your name to drop from the members list in the Tool group. Sorry for any inconvenience. Please rejoin the group to participate.

http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Tool/
neodrunk:
Don't listen to Clara... she may be the devil (red hair & freckles are the give away).

tonguemiao!!
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Saturday Jul 31, 2004

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"Hoping that
The irrelevancies one thinks of
When trying to pray
Are the prayer..."
- James Dickey

What a fucked up couple of days. So my friend and soon-to-be roommate was in town, which meant mostly one thing: drinking. I think my liver gave its two-week notice at some point. Yesterday we had to get up at 10 fucking AM for an apartment showing, so...
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johnnyt:
The Hemp(le) I want is hard to come by. I did, however, just purchase The Ice at the Bottom of the World AND the Contortionist's Handbook. Yes, I have read as much Copeland and Gainman as I can find.

I don't known if I posted this before: Your "insult" about ny grammar error almost made me kill myself. Some may not understand why, but I think you do. smile

I am drunk right now - and watching "Fight Club" surprise and SIMULTANEOUSLY creating some PDA themes based on the Moonitnites. Just another night for the Middle Children of History.

Thanks for the freindship. Now go see what's going on out on the Porch! I can't do three things at once. mad

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Tuesday Jul 27, 2004

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Fuck John Kerry. And fuck that giant spider I just had to kill. And fuck the lack of anything to eat in this house. And fuck the next person I hear misusing basic English grammar.

I'd kill (or torture) for a bagel and a case of beer right now, but I guess I'll just go to bed.

Strangest weekend ever. Saturday I spent at a...
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cipher:
*wonders briefly whether the implied "fuck Bush" was noticed by neodrunk, realizes he doesn't care, wanders off to buy beer*
johnnyt:
Hands-down, my favorite insult came from you. A spelling mistake. In MY profile. I almost left the Porch. biggrin

Thursday Jul 22, 2004

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This is getting boring. Besides, I need to commit more time to the new apartment search and to writing. So for any and all that care, I won't be around for awhile. Catch you on the flip side.
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fenris_ulf:
Welcome, Space Monkey wink
tiberius:
Don't stay away too long, ya crazy Space Monkey. wink

Tuesday Jul 20, 2004

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This should be a blast; kitchen's fucking toxic at this point, so I've got to do the damned dishes. Such a rockin' night...

I'm not living, I'm just killing time.
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x_doug_x:
are you still here?

whats wrong with you?

get the fuck off my porch!
sandwillow:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post

Know what? They've stopped letting people in. I'm dead serious. You can't get in any more. They want you to take back your request. Seriously. If you don't, they're going to cancel your billing.

Get The Fuck Off My Porch!!!

Monday Jul 19, 2004

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I feel the need to address a number of issues at this point; first, I've been told I write too much. I shall then endeavor to be the soul of wit and keep this shit brief.

So...I look like Jesus. And as the especially observant will have noticed, I 'technically' 'share' a birthday with the fuck. So what? Anyone think I care what some sodding...
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koyaanis:
hey quit your whining Jesus.

get the fuck off my porch!
wink
neodrunk:
Sorry man, but you're leaving me softballs here.
What else can I do?

tonguemiao!!

Saturday Jul 17, 2004

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The gods come and go, but the Dream is Endless. I follow only the mysteries, for in mystery is magic. Magic also in love, and in those things for which we have no words, and for which the words have been forgotten, uncreated, undiscovered and overlooked.

True genius comes through the recognition and acceptance of the horror that is Truth. But to seek this is...
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randumb_thought:
you can't tell whether you're kidding or not? is that some sort of sick psychotic fucking hippie joke? i don't think it's very funny. allow me to to write a poem as to where you can stick your lightsaber, darth.




get the FUCK OFF MY PORCH.
fenris_ulf:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post

LOTR fans belong on IMDB, not as Space Monkeys in Project Mayhem.

And stop whining about women...

Get the fuck off my porch.

Thursday Jul 15, 2004

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Goddamn good to be home, even if it's fucking balmy as hell. Since there's no point in wishing for AC, I'll just be glad for once to be in this cramped little basement room.

Awesome thought of the week, said (or, more likely, written) by William Carlos Williams: "A new world is only a new mind." Creepy how well this melds with my philosophy.

Song...
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cipher:
Satisfied?

Actually, it's alarming how much that looks like me...

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kungfuvoodoo:
So, you wana join the guild?
(Generic greeting everyone gets)
Make ready your contributions and comments, and as astronauts in to the unknown, come what may and what not.
Welcome, feel free to butcher, rewrite, or complement your fellow writers work, as this is a get into it group, the main reason for it being private. We are all pros, can take it, and invite the commentary to improve or sharpen perceptions. Although we are definitely not here to attack the individual, the intent is to provide support to the truth seekers.
All writing styles, subjects, and interests are as different as the individual and after we get going we may choose to require a submission to enter.
Welcome aboard and feel free to comment, add, and contact me anytime.

On another note, Sandman is awesome, love that shit!
And that WCW quote, if you would be so kind to post that in our topic that would be prickly pears. Check ya later cool.

Friday Jul 09, 2004

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Well, here I am. How about that.
What rocks: I have money and thus will not have to be sober tonight.
What sucks: I'm going back to my hometown this weekend. True, I get to see my family and old friends, and I love them all, but damn that place blows...

Salman Rushdie rocks. Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain" is addictive. I wish I wouldn't feel...
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cipher:
So...here I am. A great man once said, "You can't go home again, but you can shop there." Apparently so. Who needs a drink?