Do you think people will ever again give their children names like "Ralph," "Gus," "Agnes," & "Ethel?"
I have my doubts.
On the other hand, there are a lot of more recent trends that need to go. Like my name being so popular. Just what I fucking need: to reach middle age and be surrounded by fucking teenagers that've stolen my identity. Fuckers.
And stop naming your boys John. Seriously.
And was Jay Leno ever actually funny? My earlier memories of him are him whoring out to Doritos, so I really have no idea.
I'm impatient. Where's my booze?
I have my doubts.
On the other hand, there are a lot of more recent trends that need to go. Like my name being so popular. Just what I fucking need: to reach middle age and be surrounded by fucking teenagers that've stolen my identity. Fuckers.
And stop naming your boys John. Seriously.
And was Jay Leno ever actually funny? My earlier memories of him are him whoring out to Doritos, so I really have no idea.
I'm impatient. Where's my booze?
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but connor is just the latest overseas import, as were eric and dylan and emily and kjersten. who knows...next generation, it may be rolf, kwami, winnie or john paul.
but never again an Elmer or Elaine or Barbara or Kathy. it's a shame.
jay leno was never very funny, and is even less funny in daily doses. he'll never have the panache of carson, jack paar or steve allen.
and what's with his hair? when he started on TV, it was black with a grey streak. now it's grey with a black streak where the white once was. that's genetically WRONG!
I really doubt the parents have seen my car, but if they have then they would totally know it was mine. I wore my new NIN shirt to work today. The parents really don't care I guess.