Finally, the bad karma I obtained in a past life as a cranky old man who used to beat puppies with sticks and throw bricks at children has come round to bite me on the arse today.
Three reasons why today eats an awful, awful lot of cock.
One.
Had to take my nipple rings out. one of them was getting tendencies toward world domination. It started speaking in a German accent at three in the morning, and we can't be having that. Two aspiring despots in the same body is too many. The other one looked forlorn and lonely on it's own, so that came out too.
Two.
A thrity hour programming project has been handed to me, with four days to do it. I've been given 4 days to do it because of the fucking strike by the lecturer's union. I've got better things to do with my time. Like sit around watching Bargain hunt and Eastenders in my undies while drinking Nesquik. Someones going to suffer a dogshit enema for this one.
Three.
I'm waiting for the call telling me I'm going to have to drive my valium riddled grandmother three hundred miles tonight, because she lost the plot and moved out of her Granny flat and into a B and B because she swore someone was putting foxglove in her milk in the morning. She can't be trusted on her own, and it looks like she's going to have to live with my aunt. Still, she's fairly out of it, So I guess I could always pimp her out in a dodgy area of Bradford. She won't remember, and I am very, very poor. Still, not the sexy Friday night I'd planned for myself.
Whenever I get back tonight I'm going to have to unleash all my aggression by stealing the contents of Alex's flat piece by piece.
BWA HA HA
Three reasons why today eats an awful, awful lot of cock.
One.
Had to take my nipple rings out. one of them was getting tendencies toward world domination. It started speaking in a German accent at three in the morning, and we can't be having that. Two aspiring despots in the same body is too many. The other one looked forlorn and lonely on it's own, so that came out too.
Two.
A thrity hour programming project has been handed to me, with four days to do it. I've been given 4 days to do it because of the fucking strike by the lecturer's union. I've got better things to do with my time. Like sit around watching Bargain hunt and Eastenders in my undies while drinking Nesquik. Someones going to suffer a dogshit enema for this one.
Three.
I'm waiting for the call telling me I'm going to have to drive my valium riddled grandmother three hundred miles tonight, because she lost the plot and moved out of her Granny flat and into a B and B because she swore someone was putting foxglove in her milk in the morning. She can't be trusted on her own, and it looks like she's going to have to live with my aunt. Still, she's fairly out of it, So I guess I could always pimp her out in a dodgy area of Bradford. She won't remember, and I am very, very poor. Still, not the sexy Friday night I'd planned for myself.
Whenever I get back tonight I'm going to have to unleash all my aggression by stealing the contents of Alex's flat piece by piece.
BWA HA HA
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do you think its weird that i've never EVER had tea or coffee in my life? the only weird caffeine kicks i can get are from measly fizzy pop.
300 on updates so you don't get laughed at by linux gimps, lol now thats what i call a true geek. geeks are wonderful