So, the other night me and my good buddy JOAQUIN went to the titty bar and all the girls were like, "Ohhh Joaquin! Can I give you a free lapdance?!!!" And he was like, "Hellz yeah!" So he was getting all of this attention from all the ladies! No lie! No lie!
So, I got pissed because Joaquin is MY man and I started pushing them off and shit. He was loving the whole thing, watching all these bitches get into a big cat fight over him. It was crazy, I tell ya!
I finally got tired of the drama and I grabbed his ass, (literally) threw him in the back of my car and fucked his brains out. Best dick EVER. And all the dancers came out and seen the car rockin' and they were all pouty and shit like, "God damn. That Joaquin sure is a hottie! Lucky Suicide Girl bitch!!!"
Damn straight!!!
Joaquin's Woman,
~Cinder~
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So, I got pissed because Joaquin is MY man and I started pushing them off and shit. He was loving the whole thing, watching all these bitches get into a big cat fight over him. It was crazy, I tell ya!
I finally got tired of the drama and I grabbed his ass, (literally) threw him in the back of my car and fucked his brains out. Best dick EVER. And all the dancers came out and seen the car rockin' and they were all pouty and shit like, "God damn. That Joaquin sure is a hottie! Lucky Suicide Girl bitch!!!"
Damn straight!!!
Joaquin's Woman,
~Cinder~
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No one likes the new Rancid album.
I liked it better than Rancid 2k. I mean there were at least 2 or 3 good songs on it. Well ok one good song, two ok ones.