cinder

Alright! That's decided then. If you have no idea what I'm talking about then go check out my last post.

Moving on, so much shit has happened jebus...

My mom is in the hospital because she got a hysterectomy. It's pretty freaky looking. She has a bunch of staples a few inches under her belly button. I asked her if I could have one of her ovaries but she said no and that I was gross. I love me mum.

Went to a friend's wedding last night and my feet want to kick my ass for forcing them to wear these crazy high heels all night. They hurt so bad. I need a foots massage.

I seen Elf and Master And Commander as well. Both EXCELLENT movies for anyone that's interested.

I should be doing another set here within a week so everyone get excited!!!

I wish I was in LA with all the other pretty girls right now.

I'm being so lazy today. I haven't had anything except for black coffee all day and here it is, 7pm. haha

God damn it's nice to have a day off after a crazy go nuts non-stop week. *whew!*

***Question of the day***
If you could make love to anyone in the world, living or dead, who would it be?

I would do...this beautiful blonde girl named Heather that I met a couple years ago. Just met her at the wrong time in my life, you know? *sigh*

But Johnny Depp comes in at a very close second!!

~Cinder~

Edited to say that you can now see pictures of my pets! Go looksie!

Edited once again to tell you about my stripper story: We all took our buddy Ervis to the strip club for his bachelor party and everyone was getting mad at me because I was stealing all of the attention! They would crawl off the stage and nearly give me a lapdance and then move on to everyone else and just shake their boobs in everyone else's face. It was fantastic I tell you.

One girl came over to me, gestured for my roommate to give her his dollar and so he did. She then put his dollar in my cleavage and took it out with her lips.

Another girl (the hottest one there) came up to me and told me to put my dollar in my mouth. So I folded it lengthwise and did so. She said, "No! Like this!" and folded it in half about 5 more times and put it back in my mouth. She then leaned over and KISSED ME and took the dollar out of my teeth with her mouth!!!!!! I nearly passed out it was so great.

That same girl came up to me later, kissed me on the cheek and bit my neck. It was fantastic. And I have the picture to prove it. I took it when I got home later that night. Go check it out.

Another funny thing that happened was this girl crawled up to Dave, my roommate, laid on her side, wrapped her top leg around the back of his head and then slammed his face into her ass and made him kiss it!! Priceless moment to see the look on his face. Priceless...

Okay, that is all.

~Cinder~