cinder

Okay. *laughs* Last Saterday me, Dave, Jasper and Kendra all went up to this canyon where people were throwing this HUGE HUGE ass party with a bunch of local bands and 8 kegs of beer. It was $10 bucks to get in (lot of dramam with that but I won't get into it.)

So when we get there at around 5:30pm it's still WAY too fucking hot to start drinking so we wait until 9pm, stand in line and lucky us, get the end of the keg so our cups are half foam and half beer. Yucky foam! So we go to the other station and they're out of beer. The first station only had one left and there already was a huge ass line for it. WTF??!! EIGHT KEGS GONE in just 4 hours???!!! It was insane.

Then about a million more people showed up. No, but really, about 300 people were there and I heard that the mofo's that held it made over $3,000 dollars. Insanity. Especially seeing how only half the people that paid to get in got to drink keg beer.

So Dave and Jasper go into town and buy a 20 case for the 4 of us and me and Kendra set up the tent.

We ran into Brandy, Brennon, Shawn and Jen there so that was nice. I got soooo wasted. I had about 8 Utah beers and that half a cup of Wyoming beer. I was really trashed. And I met so many nice people too!!! Troy, Hoss, Anna, Krunchie, Trevor, 2 Pauls, Chuck, Nate, what's-his-name with the long hair.....? I don't remember everyone I met. Like I said, there were buttloads of people.

ANYWAY!!! I was walking around in my SG tanktop passing out a bunch of SG stickers and promoting the site and god...you wouldn't believe how many asses were like, "You're on the site? Well then how about you give me a little preview or peep show?" Puh. That's fuckin' Utah for you.

Jasper walked off with some Lisa girl, said she was coming right back and I didn't see her for like 4 or 5 hours. I don't know for sure, I didn't have a watch. So I walked around looking for that little beast FOREVER!!! Kendra was too busy with the bands and Dave was getting ready to go to bed and eventually did so here I am, all alone. And you know what happens when a Suicide Girl is in the middle of a bunch of drunken people and she's all alone. Yeah, a few guys tried to get me to go to their tents. Pathetic. Do I really look that gullible? Yeah, I was trashed but I still knew what I was doing, god dammit!!!

I never find Jasper so I go to bed. Then she comes and opens the tent for the car keys or something and I yelled at her and she said something about "It's okay, HE was taking care of me the whole time." (This is a lesbian we are talking about here.) And I look over and it's the ugly-ass Hoss kid I met earlier. She gives him a kiss on the cheek and I'm like, "Uh...sweety...he's not cute. At all." And she's so wasted that she says that he is. lol

We go to sleep and somehow Jasper managed to fit 5 people into her 2 man tent. We get up to leave and wake Jasper's passed out ass up and the funniest thing happens...She gets out of her tent, falls down, crawls on her hands and knees over to somebody else's camp (which there are about 5 people all standing right there) and she pulls down her pants and squats over these water dishes that the people had left out for their dog!!! It was so blasted funny!!!! They were like, "Heyheyhey!!!!" And they grabbed her arm and told her to go in the bushes. Hilarious stuff.

Then we couldn't find Kendra and Dave had to go to work so we just left her there. All is well though, she had found another place to sleep and another ride home the night before. I just wish that she would have told us about it before we left. Oh well...

Then I had a monster hangover on Sunday. And that's the end of my crazy adventure. (More crazy adventures to come...SOON!!!)

Forever Yours,
~Cinder~