My Life Is OVER
So I may have exaggerated but here is what happened.
I bought a bike yesterday and I rode around all night and went to bars and got really drunk, that was fun.
The last stop I made was to the Mag bar. As I'm locking up my bike I don't remember what was said, but it was between Kelli and I, it went something like "Yay, i'm 21" (In case you don't know I just had a birthday.)
Some old man outside overheard this and laughed and said "how long have you been coming here?" I returned his smile and shrugged and said sarcastically "i don't know since I was 19 or 20" we laughed and I went inside. i showed ID to get in (for the first time in my life ever) I looked around spotted my ex bought a beer and went to the back.
About half way through my beer some guy (the one who carded me I think?) came and got me and told I had to leave. (At this point I'm putting none of these things together)
Why I ask, he has no reason "mark and beanie say you have to leave”
"why, I'm 21, I paid for my drink, and I tipped them? I've been a good patron to this bar for months now, can ask them why I have to leave?"
No says the bouncer
So of course on the way out I just yell mark and beanies names until they run around, "why are you kicking me out, what did I do?"
Mark answers, "Because you thought it would be CUTE to tell the owner that you've been coming here underage for a year!"
Then I left
Come now mark. I have no idea who the owner is and I've never met him, how would I know that the old man tricking me into giving him that kind of information was the owner.
I certainly wouldn't ever think it was "cute" to get you or anyone else at MY bar into trouble
MY bar that I frequent as much as five times a week.
And fuck you and Beanie for never carding me, is that my fault?
I don't have a fake. In the instant that I have been carded there you've been too dumb to do the math or you don't care, so I am in no way resposible for that.
Above all, I don't like beanie or mark. Dan is my bartender, but despite that I would never do anything to jeopardize his job or get him a bitching which I now know he is going to receive.
Do you realize you probably serve 15=25 underage kids a night?
What a silly thing to kick me out for, and what a silly thing to make me feel shitty for, and what a silly thing to tell me to "get the fuck out and don't come back"
I was drunk enough i cried riding my bike somewhere else, and I guess I was thinking about how mad Dan could potentially be at me.
Well Dan who will never ever read this.
I will miss you if it is true that I will never get to come back. Its been fun telling you all the details of my life, and hearing your advice. Making you balloon animals and not paying for drinks.
I will always love you and I think I should never meet a bartender that I like quite so much.
So I may have exaggerated but here is what happened.
I bought a bike yesterday and I rode around all night and went to bars and got really drunk, that was fun.
The last stop I made was to the Mag bar. As I'm locking up my bike I don't remember what was said, but it was between Kelli and I, it went something like "Yay, i'm 21" (In case you don't know I just had a birthday.)
Some old man outside overheard this and laughed and said "how long have you been coming here?" I returned his smile and shrugged and said sarcastically "i don't know since I was 19 or 20" we laughed and I went inside. i showed ID to get in (for the first time in my life ever) I looked around spotted my ex bought a beer and went to the back.
About half way through my beer some guy (the one who carded me I think?) came and got me and told I had to leave. (At this point I'm putting none of these things together)
Why I ask, he has no reason "mark and beanie say you have to leave”
"why, I'm 21, I paid for my drink, and I tipped them? I've been a good patron to this bar for months now, can ask them why I have to leave?"
No says the bouncer
So of course on the way out I just yell mark and beanies names until they run around, "why are you kicking me out, what did I do?"
Mark answers, "Because you thought it would be CUTE to tell the owner that you've been coming here underage for a year!"
Then I left
Come now mark. I have no idea who the owner is and I've never met him, how would I know that the old man tricking me into giving him that kind of information was the owner.
I certainly wouldn't ever think it was "cute" to get you or anyone else at MY bar into trouble
MY bar that I frequent as much as five times a week.
And fuck you and Beanie for never carding me, is that my fault?
I don't have a fake. In the instant that I have been carded there you've been too dumb to do the math or you don't care, so I am in no way resposible for that.
Above all, I don't like beanie or mark. Dan is my bartender, but despite that I would never do anything to jeopardize his job or get him a bitching which I now know he is going to receive.
Do you realize you probably serve 15=25 underage kids a night?
What a silly thing to kick me out for, and what a silly thing to make me feel shitty for, and what a silly thing to tell me to "get the fuck out and don't come back"
I was drunk enough i cried riding my bike somewhere else, and I guess I was thinking about how mad Dan could potentially be at me.
Well Dan who will never ever read this.
I will miss you if it is true that I will never get to come back. Its been fun telling you all the details of my life, and hearing your advice. Making you balloon animals and not paying for drinks.
I will always love you and I think I should never meet a bartender that I like quite so much.
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You can always drink in NYC! Plenty of bars and none of the hassle!