Ok so a quick recap too lazy for posting photos although I have real cute ones. My weekend went as follows...
Saturday after work.....I cook dinner for my brother in law and nephew
Saturday night....Being a judge at the pageant I got a paid for suite, got trashed with the other judges, danced around the pool. Had dumb pageant mom's trying to kiss my ass
Sunday REAL early.....Showed up at the banquet hall to do early judging on photos, I fell in love with one! Anyhow pageant started and lasted till about 3 pm.....it was extrememly fair and everybody went home with something. (Which they should they paid $400 to enter)!!!! Even the creepy 40 year old that entered????? Anyhow, it was a huge sucess and by the way it was a natural pageant NO MAKEUP! I mean little girls should look like little girls not 20 year old plastic models! The only bad part was a couple of pageant moms kept trying to peek over my shoulder......jerks! But I actually enjoyed myself and was even asked by the little girls to pose for photos afterwards....cute!
Ok moving on.....Sunday afternoon took the neices and nephews to my sisters lake to play...the nephew gets his first bee sting! ouch poor thing so I carried him all the way home. Get back to my house and think hey let me go in the back door for a beer.....not noticing the huge hornets nest above my door...I get attacked and stung 3 times!!!! The funny part was I looked like a running mad lunatic cause nobody knew what was happeneing so they all peed their pants laughing...not so funny part it FUCKIN HURT! I got stung twice in my neck and once in my hand! OUCH!!!
So by night time I got over it and built a huge fire for everyone and held a gigantic fireworks show The kids loved it, hell I loved it. It was indeed awesome. Besides my mom having a heart attack screaming "You drunk stop holding them damn things in your hands" no I was not injured.....I am a trained professional 
Yep so thats my story and I'm sticking to it
Saturday after work.....I cook dinner for my brother in law and nephew
Saturday night....Being a judge at the pageant I got a paid for suite, got trashed with the other judges, danced around the pool. Had dumb pageant mom's trying to kiss my ass
Sunday REAL early.....Showed up at the banquet hall to do early judging on photos, I fell in love with one! Anyhow pageant started and lasted till about 3 pm.....it was extrememly fair and everybody went home with something. (Which they should they paid $400 to enter)!!!! Even the creepy 40 year old that entered????? Anyhow, it was a huge sucess and by the way it was a natural pageant NO MAKEUP! I mean little girls should look like little girls not 20 year old plastic models! The only bad part was a couple of pageant moms kept trying to peek over my shoulder......jerks! But I actually enjoyed myself and was even asked by the little girls to pose for photos afterwards....cute!
Ok moving on.....Sunday afternoon took the neices and nephews to my sisters lake to play...the nephew gets his first bee sting! ouch poor thing so I carried him all the way home. Get back to my house and think hey let me go in the back door for a beer.....not noticing the huge hornets nest above my door...I get attacked and stung 3 times!!!! The funny part was I looked like a running mad lunatic cause nobody knew what was happeneing so they all peed their pants laughing...not so funny part it FUCKIN HURT! I got stung twice in my neck and once in my hand! OUCH!!!
So by night time I got over it and built a huge fire for everyone and held a gigantic fireworks show
The kids loved it, hell I loved it. It was indeed awesome. Besides my mom having a heart attack screaming "You drunk stop holding them damn things in your hands" no I was not injured.....I am a trained professional
Yep so thats my story and I'm sticking to it
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thaddius:
You're just all kinds of awesome. OH, and pictures...now
nomia:
Thanks for yoour sweet comment on my set beauty!