cimorenne

i wish someone would give me a better cause to lead...
i think i've come to this conclusion - it sucks that my best friend lives in another town, especially since i've been such good friends with her since i was probably in the womb...i miss her.
i miss everyone at this time of year!!!!!!
and my computer has a virus...the computer i have had for about two weeks.
fuck. yes. awesome.
luckily my friend matt is going to fix it for me, otherwise i would once again be living without a computer for a very long time.



i found this last night:

"This guy goes down to the States from Canada. He comes across this amazing deal on acid, so he buys a hundredlot. He figures that it's not likely they'll strip search him, so he tapes the whole sheet to his stomach when he goes back. At the border he's ordered to get out of his car and wait in a room while they search the car. He gets so freaked out, thinking that they're going to strip search him after all, that he starts sweating. The sweat soaks the sheet taped to his body and he absorbs a hundred hits of acid through his skin. Pretty soon he thinks he's an orange and decides he'll have to peel himself, so he starts peeling off his clothes. To this day he's confined to a psychiatric ward, still convinced that he's an orange. "

i thought it was hilarious. i suppose if you have to go insane, that's the way to do it.
i am so bored. someone give me something to do before i become a complete internet whore.