I want a pb&j!!! and domino's pizza...and olives!! moving back hoooome in a week!! 
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got this from yackon.com, nantucket website:
Chemistry Exam Question
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."
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local article:
Police and school officials held a joint press conference Friday to address threatening graffiti written inside bathrooms that led to the closure of the school after classes ended on Thursday.
The graffiti was first discovered Wednesday morning and was reported to school superintendent Robert Pellicone and police.
The words, "The Blood Frost Prince" were written inside a bathroom on the second floor of the high school. The word "bomb" was written over that message in different handwriting.
"I did not perceive a bomb threat on Wednesday," Principal George Kelly said.
On Thursday more graffiti was discovered in a bathroom on the first floor of the high school.
The message, "Bomb CPS 1700 The Blood Frost Price," was written on the wall.
"We did believe that graffiti was of some security risk," Kelly said.
The school administration, along with police and fire officials, reached a consensus that the students should finish out the day, but made the decision to cancel after-school activities. At that point, a meeting of the school faculty was held and teachers and janitors were asked by police to search their areas of the school for anything suspicious.
Nothing was found to indicate there was anything out of the ordinary, and there was no need to bring in a State Police bomb squad or bomb-sniffing canines, police chief Bill Pittman said.
Pittman added that the messages were likely part of a "graffiti war" among students.
The school was in session Friday with no noticeable drop in attendance. Pellicone reported only five students stayed home because of security concerns.
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aaaand it all ended up being a prank...but the fact is that the first threat was detected a day before anything was done!! eeerrgh people are craazy....who writes shit like that anymore?? how pulls pranks like that?!? it's like yelling 'fire!' in a crowded theatre, or 'bomb' in an airport!
eergh.
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got this from yackon.com, nantucket website:
Chemistry Exam Question
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."
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local article:
Police and school officials held a joint press conference Friday to address threatening graffiti written inside bathrooms that led to the closure of the school after classes ended on Thursday.
The graffiti was first discovered Wednesday morning and was reported to school superintendent Robert Pellicone and police.
The words, "The Blood Frost Prince" were written inside a bathroom on the second floor of the high school. The word "bomb" was written over that message in different handwriting.
"I did not perceive a bomb threat on Wednesday," Principal George Kelly said.
On Thursday more graffiti was discovered in a bathroom on the first floor of the high school.
The message, "Bomb CPS 1700 The Blood Frost Price," was written on the wall.
"We did believe that graffiti was of some security risk," Kelly said.
The school administration, along with police and fire officials, reached a consensus that the students should finish out the day, but made the decision to cancel after-school activities. At that point, a meeting of the school faculty was held and teachers and janitors were asked by police to search their areas of the school for anything suspicious.
Nothing was found to indicate there was anything out of the ordinary, and there was no need to bring in a State Police bomb squad or bomb-sniffing canines, police chief Bill Pittman said.
Pittman added that the messages were likely part of a "graffiti war" among students.
The school was in session Friday with no noticeable drop in attendance. Pellicone reported only five students stayed home because of security concerns.
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aaaand it all ended up being a prank...but the fact is that the first threat was detected a day before anything was done!! eeerrgh people are craazy....who writes shit like that anymore?? how pulls pranks like that?!? it's like yelling 'fire!' in a crowded theatre, or 'bomb' in an airport!
eergh.
You know, my mom sent me that Hell article too. Interesting. Funny.
People wanting attention in a baaad way write graffiti like that, that's who.
My dog's favourite roll-in tends to be horse manure, though I imagine deer would be far worse. Stinky, all the same.