cimmerian

So this stripper says to me, "I'm gonna give you my phone number. Can I give you my phone number?"
As if I would say, "No, hot naked female person, I don't want to contact you, ever."
That's what I should've said.

I played RockBand for about 8 hours the other night, just drummin' on medium the whole night. Good Times.

I was 'gonged' at Gong Show karaoke a couple of times. I'm still well received 80% of the time.

I'm going to see Van Halen in just over a week. I've got 3 'dates' for the show but only one extra ticket.

And there's work. Work is just work. It pays the bills nicely, and most of the time I'm not miserable.