I hadn't noticed it before, but in my "About Me" section I dropped the f-bomb like 3 times and I'd only filled out about half of the fields. At first I thought, "Geez, I sure am throwing 'fuck' around a bit, how can I remedy this?" Then I had a better idea.
I had to work on the 4th. At my last stop I dropped a loading flap on my toe. These things have to weigh around 40lbs each. It was a little painful. So I've dabbed a little Neosporin on there and mummified it with some self- adhesive bandages. I'm really dreading the thought of my big-toenail turning black and falling off, eventually being replaced by some ugly misshapen fungal talon. That would suck.
And what is up with people who have these super fungi-feet wearing their damned flip-flops everywhere? They like to waltz into 7-11 barefoot, proudly showing off their toe-claws for all to see. Put some motherfuckin' socks on, you gross-footed fools. It looks like a piece of some petrified wood is coming out of your toe, nobody wants to see that shit.
You know what's even more gross? That commercial where the little fungus-demon lifts up the toenail like the hood of a car while it's busy infecting someone's foot.
I do like nice feet on a girl. I often hesitate to tell girls they have nice feet, because half the time they respond with, "Oh, do you have foot fetish?" Why is it always a foot fetish? How did the foot become a fetish-only body part? If I tell a girl she has beautiful eyes she'll probably say, "Thank you." Or if I tell a girl she has nice hands she'll say, "Nobody has ever said that to me, before." Nobody asks you if you have an eye fetish or a hand fetish. But if you're checking out feet then you become some creepy guy who reads Leg World and wants to be dominated by women in stockings.
ESPN's Ultimate Depth Chart is so laughable. Why don't they just write down the names of the last 3 teams from each conference to go to the Superbowl and draw them out of a hat? Their predictions would always be accurate if the playoffs were just a popularity contest.
I had to work on the 4th. At my last stop I dropped a loading flap on my toe. These things have to weigh around 40lbs each. It was a little painful. So I've dabbed a little Neosporin on there and mummified it with some self- adhesive bandages. I'm really dreading the thought of my big-toenail turning black and falling off, eventually being replaced by some ugly misshapen fungal talon. That would suck.
And what is up with people who have these super fungi-feet wearing their damned flip-flops everywhere? They like to waltz into 7-11 barefoot, proudly showing off their toe-claws for all to see. Put some motherfuckin' socks on, you gross-footed fools. It looks like a piece of some petrified wood is coming out of your toe, nobody wants to see that shit.
You know what's even more gross? That commercial where the little fungus-demon lifts up the toenail like the hood of a car while it's busy infecting someone's foot.
I do like nice feet on a girl. I often hesitate to tell girls they have nice feet, because half the time they respond with, "Oh, do you have foot fetish?" Why is it always a foot fetish? How did the foot become a fetish-only body part? If I tell a girl she has beautiful eyes she'll probably say, "Thank you." Or if I tell a girl she has nice hands she'll say, "Nobody has ever said that to me, before." Nobody asks you if you have an eye fetish or a hand fetish. But if you're checking out feet then you become some creepy guy who reads Leg World and wants to be dominated by women in stockings.
ESPN's Ultimate Depth Chart is so laughable. Why don't they just write down the names of the last 3 teams from each conference to go to the Superbowl and draw them out of a hat? Their predictions would always be accurate if the playoffs were just a popularity contest.
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cimmerian:
If only I could get paid to compliment beautiful girls all day. What a dream job that would be. 
meow:
Thanx for the set comments! 
