cimmerian

What happened to Sprite? Why is it Sprite commercials are now for people on drugs?

"Dude, let's get high and watch a Sprite commercial!"

"We'll drink Sprite with our eyes."

Mummy-bondage? Lemon and lime sumo wrestlers?


I hear they still sell Surge in parts of Europe.

I hadn't noticed it before, but in my "About Me" section I dropped the f-bomb like 3 times and I'd only filled out about half of the fields. At first I thought, "Geez, I sure am throwing 'fuck' around a bit, how can I remedy this?" Then I had a better idea.

I had to work on the 4th. At my last stop I dropped...
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I was pleasantly surprised this morning when my employer called to tell me I had the day off.
Hooray for small pleasures.

On Saturday I'm going to a banquet to be recognized for having 5 consecutive years of perfect attendance. I know that sounds boring, but it took me 5 years to get it, so it's something.

I could write the same thing here just about every day.
I drive a truck for a living. Class A CDL, 18-wheeler, 17 tons of get-the-fuck- outta-my-way.
Every day I try to get things done in a certain amount of time.
Most days I fail.
It's like that NIN song.
I believe I can see the future
'cause I repeat the same routine
I shouldn't...
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