cilantro

hehe i once stayed in bed and was late for work because i was having a good dream when my alarm went off

Sounds like you really had to be someone if you wanted to be executed on that scaffold.

I mean, while we're having the icky pseudo-snow here, not that it will be doing that in Vancouver.

no ofcourse not.

Dairy is too tasty. I don't know if I could give it up.

going to beat you for using C word

I would like to know the person who doesn't like Canadia!? So we could hid the earth of such a foul beast!

Have a great day!

Haha that sounds like winter here.

I need to like
visit Canada. Yes I do.

<3

what ever, legwarmers are utalitarian
that girl was sooo ditzy i wanted to kick her right in between her snoony eyes.

!!!

dont throw away your leg warmers!!
wear them proud it was damn cold this morning!!!

Ooooo... You will be like dept free. Now the question is are you going to pay off both of the credit cards?

Have a great day!

YAY! Bleech... I mean glasses... sorry for the slip up!

Have a great day!

Congrats on the new glasses. Would love to see them.

I just got a new pair too after my last pair was destroyed in a crazy mosh pit in venezuela.

Yeah for being able to see.

Okay. Cheering up. Let's see. So very tired... so very late for breakfast but still in bed playing on the internet... but here goes. I shall tell the parable of Jesus and Moses.

Jesus and Moses are playing golf one day when they come up on a particularly tricky water trap. Jesus takes a look and decides to use his four iron.

"I don't know," says Moses. "I think you might need a little more club than that."

Jesus replies "I saw Tiger Woods make this shot with a four iron, and if Tiger Woods can do it, then certainly I can!"

So he takes a big swing with his four iron and puts the ball right into the water trap. Moses is laughing away, Jesus asks him to part the water trap, but he refuses and keeps laughing. Finally, Jesus walks onto the water trap and starts chipping away at his ball as another pair walks up to him. They ask Moses "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" And Moses replies "No! Tiger Woods!"

That doesn't do i I can take another swing at it later.

We are toying with the idea of roller-skating on friday night...

...Also probably skiing on saturday...

Rollerskating would involve drinks after, certainment...

I hear you might be gracing us with your presence on friday night?

Oh but I think I'm somewhat irish. Mostly just German an Fin.

green beer tastes like green ass.

ewwww.