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Friday Apr 07, 2006

Apr 7, 2006
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I've lost my glasses. I can't afford new ones right now.

My boss has decided to make us work insane hours. And when he does keep us two hours late he has the balls to be mean to me.

The house STILL isn't cleaned up/ unpacked. I don't think The Boy quite understands how this makes me want to take everything and throw it out the window.

I'm growing my hair out a bit, and it is in that horrible in-betweeen-can't-do-anything-with stage.

Bitch bitch bitch. whatever Anyone care to cheer me up?
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danny_g:
Okay. Cheering up. Let's see. So very tired... so very late for breakfast but still in bed playing on the internet... but here goes. I shall tell the parable of Jesus and Moses.

Jesus and Moses are playing golf one day when they come up on a particularly tricky water trap. Jesus takes a look and decides to use his four iron.

"I don't know," says Moses. "I think you might need a little more club than that."

Jesus replies "I saw Tiger Woods make this shot with a four iron, and if Tiger Woods can do it, then certainly I can!"

So he takes a big swing with his four iron and puts the ball right into the water trap. Moses is laughing away, Jesus asks him to part the water trap, but he refuses and keeps laughing. Finally, Jesus walks onto the water trap and starts chipping away at his ball as another pair walks up to him. They ask Moses "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" And Moses replies "No! Tiger Woods!"

That doesn't do i I can take another swing at it later.
Apr 9, 2006
lavonne:
At least your moving is over! And you have an awesome place it seems. I don't know if you got my last message, but I was wondering if you know of any other places that are like yours that are available in the next few months... I'm moving back to Calgary and looking for a place that can fit a studio.

That sucks about your boss. It seems like it's hard to find a good job these days.

Would this help?
Apr 9, 2006

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