Oh My God.... I am the walking dead. I took my friends saturday night shift at work and to make sure I didn't run out of sleep I got 14 hours of sleep the night before. But alas, it did not work as I had hoped. I went in at 4pm and left at 3am made some pretty decent money and had some fun. Then I went home to hopefully accomplish some sleep for 4 hours until I had to get up at 7am to be at work by 8am but since I had been drinking rockstar all night to keep my brain awake, I could not get to sleep until 6am. I was just lying in my be4d, my body was dea, and my brain would not shut the fuck up. It kept playing that song from the jerk over and over and over again, the one that Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters sing on the beach with the ukileili and the trumpet, I love that song and am going to learn how to play it but when you are trying to sleep and Steve Martin is playing the ukileili in your head it gets old fast. so then today I went to work at 8am and got off at 3:30, made a few more $ had a pint of Guinness to seal the deal and hit the sack. Now the only problem is I went to bed at 4pm and now it is 10:25pm. I haven't been asleep that long and I need to go back. HOLY CRAP! I just realized I have pills for that! Awesome.


