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Why One Shouldn't Masturbate in One's Living Room in the Middle of The Day:

Because the meter reader just goes to your back yard to readyermeter without informing you of his presence.

Luckily, I wasn't masturbating. But I could have been.

It was embarrissing enough that I'm sitting here in front of the computer with no shirt on. But I was behaving. Whew.
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trixel:
I remember sitting on my toilet once, and looking upand out my bathroom window and seeing a roofer standing on top of the roof of the next door restaurant. That was the world's quickest duck. smile
cassiopeia:
...everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten. Think about THAT next time you think it'd be fun. Cat Killer! Cat Killer!

biggrin biggrin biggrin
...hehe
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Every friend I have within 100 miles has a significant other. eeek
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see_roxxeekitty:
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severus:
I'm a freelance journalist, i just wrote a column about brit, thats it. robot robot
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IM from Erin (see 10 April):

"yeah, so boys. . . i don't understand them. you're with them literally everyday for hours, and the hours not with them on IM or the phone. . . they make constant eye contact and watch you all the time . . .they talk about having you go home with them for the weekend. . . they take you...
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hylian42:
What is(are) your fave They Might Be Giants song(s)?
hylian42:
Istanbul
Particle Man
Birdhouse in Your Soul
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I found this survey on Lorelei's profile:

(Soundtrack to the Movie of Your Life)
Pick a song to describe each thing about you...
Opening credits: "Wig in a Box" Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Waking up: "NYC" Interpol
Average day: "Around the World" Daft Punk
Walking down the street: (I added this catergory) "Freddie Freeloader" Miles Davis
First date: "New York City" They Might...
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stirfry:
Welcome:



ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
dragonchylde:
Actually it was 87 in cheyenne..thats where I am for the moment..ill be back down in colorado this weekend..but im sure it was that hot there too..I dunno I love the cold and without AC im dying.
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So I got fired from my my job mixing our current show at CSU.

This director, he's inhuman. I was forty minutes late for cue to cue, and he fired me. That, I might be able to accept. But he fired the guy whose ride I was because he was late because of me. And he couldn't call me or the stagemanager because he's an...
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marginwalker2002:
Okay, so concrete doesn't burn, but hey man, it's a hell of a lot of fun just trying to torch a place.
lorelei:
you like patti smith eh?
she's doing a free show in pittsburgh on june 9th (i think 9th) at the three rivers arts festival.. you should check it out!
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After looking at who I've chosen for my favourite SGs, I've realized I'm a total pansy that can't handle facial piercings. Oh well. Pansy I be.

I've decided to quit school after this spring. Maybe not quit it quit it, but only take one class or two. I'm really not sure what I want to do with my life, aside from "theatre", in the broad...
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keithyboy20:
Umm....Quinne has like, 3 facial piercings. But yeah, I know what you mean. wink
rosis:
good luck with finding out what you want to do, if you really enjoy theather i say you should go for it.
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Is it female nature to try make ex-boyfriends jealous?

Yes, Erin, I know all the boys you hang out with have large muscles and are track and field stars. I know I'm scrawny and don't have a girlfriend. But thanks for reminding me babe!
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trixel:
Hmm? NAH. Most of the time I'm looking to either a) corral them into my friend stable. "Whoah Horsey!" or b) trying to negotiate said friendship, usually by a mutual dance through a minefield with them (maybe that's what she's trying to do?) or c) remove them from my life as effectively as possible.

How's it going except for flaunting exgf action?
trixel:
*poke*
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Home alone on a Friday night.

Smoking.

Working on sound designs for the one-act festival.

Wanking.

VH1 Classic.

You wish you had my life, suckaz!
xhollowedheartx:
not especially.
trixel:
I nerded out on my weekly pen and paper roleplaying.

I'm going out of town for a few days.
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These are the top three things I've ever read, I think:

The Tao Te Ching, translated by Stephen Mitchell

Bluebeard, by Kurt Vonnegut

"After I Was Thrown into the River and Before I Drowned", by Nick Hornby, from Speaking With the Angel

I think that if you want to know what Nietzsche is talking about, read those three and you'll know better.

Now...
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trixel:
She is Canadian too. It's probably the genepool and all the inbreeding up here. Nothing much else to do except icefish, play hockey and sleep with our relatives. tongue

I remember reading the Tao hitchhiking. No better way to read it than as a stinky hippy smile
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Hey, uh... this is my first post here. I keep birdside in my pocket. To feed them.
bullet_mckenzie:
well come to this great wonderful world of nekkid gals... and bois...
trixel:
Damn, wish I had a decent camera and lived near Cleveland wink

*tweet*

EDIT: spelling!

[Edited on Apr 08, 2004 4:25AM]